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Arby's Arby's is adding a hamburger to its menu for the first time ever . ST It's a Southern Thing 4h Adobe_20220523_145924.jpg 115 KB JPG >we're in the end times :

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)17:42:04 No.24602366 Anyone else /cummaxxing/? >Construct my diet exclusively around making my c-- taste as thick and delicious as possible >Max out on high-fructose fruits; chug down pineapple, blueberries, plums, kiwis etc. regularly 144 KB JPG >Cut out caffeine, drink only decaf Chai lattes with almond milk >No meat, no dairy, going practically vegan to remove seminal unpleasantries >No smoking, no alcohol, as both could damage the pure taste >Frequent doses of Zinc supplements for maximum load size and thickness With any luck my seminal fluids will within weeks become the sticky white ambrosia of the gods. Girls, femboys, and c------ twinks will come from miles around just for the chance to drink from my fountain of youth.

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: Anonymous 09/28/20(Mon)15:24:15 No.139971074 Goose.jpg 289 KB JPG >See that guy posted the letter N, now I have to reply to him with the letter I

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: Anonymous E file.png 75 KB PNG >genie light comes on >wish for infinite wishes >engine explodes shouldnt have tried to fool him >>25439915 # >>25441515 # >>25444652 # >>25447053 # >>25455269 # 05/04/22(Wed)19:00:06 No.2543988

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Anonymous No.643300058 1 minute ago >Be me >Best friend and I move into a house together >Neither of us have GFs >F--- each other because it's better than masturbating >Decide to get married for tax benefits >Adopt a kid to be our little bro >One day while we f--- our balls touch >He doesnt stop and say "no h---" Am I married to a f-----? How do I tell our son?

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Anonymous No.737628777 >be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors 61 KB PNG >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel : Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight >>737630720 # 07/02/17(Sun)11:57:40

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Anonymous (ID: RRUg9MIG) >>15237474 # F--- you Anonymous (ID: coqGpPX6 ) [] 30 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: RRUg9MIG) HOW 05/18/22(Wed)10:31:18 No. 15237654 05/18/22(Wed)10:33:32 No.15237659 >>15237654 # Hope that made you feel better 05/18/22(Wed)10:38:28 No.15237672 >>15237659 # Yeah it did. Thank you my italian friend, have a nice day

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: Anonymous 08/27/21(Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out 52 KB JPG >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash

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