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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon's Journey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)21:34:35 No.877233761 >be me >been fat for most of my life >parents have always loved me >encouraged me to play sports >this stopped me from getting any fatter since I ate the equivalent of a horse a day 39 KB JPG >get really depressed when 14 >didn't help that I was already pretty introverted >quit all sports & extracurricular activities >become fatter >lose all motivation to do anything >grades drop dramatically >start going to school less and less >parents get really concerned after I start skipping entire days >I get called into the principal's office multiple times regarding my attendance with my moth >mother cries every time >16 >covid hits >online school >don't do any of the work and don't attend any classes >back to school after a few months >still skip most days or arrive really late >school finally threatens to expel me >parents decide to take me to a psychiatrist to see why I'm so retarded >psychiatrist was hot 40 ish brown lady and was very kind >after a few sessions she puts me on meds >take meds for rest of the year >help a little but was underwhelming >mother sends me to different school because she feels that it would be a better environment >struggle to make friends for the first 4 months >start hitting the gym although inconsistently >start eating less and healthier >start picking up activities again >overall mood is better >start get closer and hanging out more with friends >feel motivated to do better in school >improve my grades enough to get into uni even though I haven't paid attention in classes for the last 3 years >meds have served their purpose and make me feel worse so I stop taking them >lose 12kg body weight and built up a little bit of muscle by the end of the year >still pretty fat and have more gains to achieve >no longer depressed and become more social but still pretty introverted >18 now, still a long way to go but proud of my progress so far I know there are people in much worse situations than me but I hope this motivated you a little Anon :)

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Anon's Favourite Movie Lines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Favorite movie lines 10/04/20(Sun)15:07:39 No.140245384 161AA42A-EDA1-4F0D-832B-B18023B797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!" Anonymous >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't say that. 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402

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Anon is born dumb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show 27 KB PNG up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread

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Anon laughs to hold back the tears | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GCNakmXd ) 08/22/21(Sun)21:15:04 No.335610568 >>335609141 # >Taliban is now running around with M4s decked in western-style operator gear, driving around in MRAPS and IFVs and operating their own air force 8 KB JPG >Anti-Taliban forces are now rag-wearnig mountain guerillas with rusty Aks this whole thing is just f------ ridiculous

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell 648 KB PNG >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women No.50255501

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Anon hates children now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat) 08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me 17 KB JPG "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tf was this bitches problem? >be me a few weeks ago >in auditorium at school because of pep rally b------- and they let us go into the auditorium if we didn't wanna go to it 47 KB PNG >see girl >notice it's my crushes friend >go up to her trying to ask a question >some girl stands in front of me >"turn your ass around now. Go." >confused >"go back to your friends now. Go" >I say "I'm just trying to ask a question to a friend-" >she cuts me off and goes "now" >go back to my friends out of confusion Tf was her problem? 04/29/22 (Fri)13:25:56 No.877183399

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Anon has a nice ass | /r/Greentext

DOO giantass.jpg 32 KB JPG Do women like men with fat asses? >inb4 who cares what they like N---- I am curious because I've got a huge ass and thighs but I can't tell if it's good or not. I'm not even sure if gays like it if it's too big

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Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 922 KB PNG 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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anon gets fired | /r/Greentext

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Anon life will change now that he has learned what kind of woman he must get. | /r/Greentext

11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 Anonymous 58 KB JPG : Anonymous Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 # why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858

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Anon feels miserable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #

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