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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 05/10/21 (Mon)12:17:38 No.854094226 >go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit >give unpopular opinion >downvoted how do these retards function

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)21:34:35 No.877233761 >be me >been fat for most of my life >parents have always loved me >encouraged me to play sports >this stopped me from getting any fatter since I ate the equivalent of a horse a day 39 KB JPG >get really depressed when 14 >didn't help that I was already pretty introverted >quit all sports & extracurricular activities >become fatter >lose all motivation to do anything >grades drop dramatically >start going to school less and less >parents get really concerned after I start skipping entire days >I get called into the principal's office multiple times regarding my attendance with my moth >mother cries every time >16 >covid hits >online school >don't do any of the work and don't attend any classes >back to school after a few months >still skip most days or arrive really late >school finally threatens to expel me >parents decide to take me to a psychiatrist to see why I'm so retarded >psychiatrist was hot 40 ish brown lady and was very kind >after a few sessions she puts me on meds >take meds for rest of the year >help a little but was underwhelming >mother sends me to different school because she feels that it would be a better environment >struggle to make friends for the first 4 months >start hitting the gym although inconsistently >start eating less and healthier >start picking up activities again >overall mood is better >start get closer and hanging out more with friends >feel motivated to do better in school >improve my grades enough to get into uni even though I haven't paid attention in classes for the last 3 years >meds have served their purpose and make me feel worse so I stop taking them >lose 12kg body weight and built up a little bit of muscle by the end of the year >still pretty fat and have more gains to achieve >no longer depressed and become more social but still pretty introverted >18 now, still a long way to go but proud of my progress so far I know there are people in much worse situations than me but I hope this motivated you a little Anon :)

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Anonymous Favorite movie lines 10/04/20(Sun)15:07:39 No.140245384 161AA42A-EDA1-4F0D-832B-B18023B797D1.jpg 50 KB JPG >Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!" Anonymous >>140245384 (OP) # He didn't say that. 10/04/20(Sun)15:08:00 No.140245402

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: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show 27 KB PNG up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread

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: Anonymous (ID: GCNakmXd ) 08/22/21(Sun)21:15:04 No.335610568 >>335609141 # >Taliban is now running around with M4s decked in western-style operator gear, driving around in MRAPS and IFVs and operating their own air force 8 KB JPG >Anti-Taliban forces are now rag-wearnig mountain guerillas with rusty Aks this whole thing is just f------ ridiculous

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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)11:22:53 >Make female friend in class >Little older than me, but still smaller than me and hot as hell 648 KB PNG >Starts inviting me out for coffee after class, just me and her >Text each other constantly >Goes on for about a month >Totally convinced she likes me, thinking about making a move >One day start talking about cats, say I'd never want one >"But anon, what if your future husband wants one?" >Silence, we just stare at each other >"...you're gay, right anon?" What the f--- I f------ hate women No.50255501

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: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat) 08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me 17 KB JPG "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick

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Anonymous Tf was this bitches problem? >be me a few weeks ago >in auditorium at school because of pep rally b------- and they let us go into the auditorium if we didn't wanna go to it 47 KB PNG >see girl >notice it's my crushes friend >go up to her trying to ask a question >some girl stands in front of me >"turn your ass around now. Go." >confused >"go back to your friends now. Go" >I say "I'm just trying to ask a question to a friend-" >she cuts me off and goes "now" >go back to my friends out of confusion Tf was her problem? 04/29/22 (Fri)13:25:56 No.877183399

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DOO giantass.jpg 32 KB JPG Do women like men with fat asses? >inb4 who cares what they like N---- I am curious because I've got a huge ass and thighs but I can't tell if it's good or not. I'm not even sure if gays like it if it's too big

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: Anonymous 922 KB PNG 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 Anonymous 58 KB JPG : Anonymous Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 # why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858

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: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #

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