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Anon life will change now that he has learned what kind of woman he must get. | /r/Greentext
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![04/30/22(Sat)02:10:06 No.68430973 >Dad started teasing me about girls when I was like four years old >If I interacted with one in any capacity, he'd try to embarrass me by going "Anon and [girl] sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" or s--- like that 33 KB PNG >Even glancing at one or mentioning their name in passing was enough to set him off asking if she's my giiirlfriiiiend >This taught me to think that I can't talk to girls like normal humans and that any ackowledgement of their existence constitutes flirting >Assume girls will be disgusted or insulted if I even make eye contact with them because I'm not exactly a catch >As a teenager I skipped going to a couple events I'd been invited to because there would be a lot of girls >Now I'm about to turn 30 and still afraid to talk to women unless it's for strictly utilitarian reasons It's almost perversely satisfying that he'll never have grandkids. Anonymous](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/357/528/121.png "Anon is traumatized. | /r/Greentext")
