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The Virgin Continental THE CHAD ANALYTIC Well-versed in mathematics and science Needs hermeneutics to read a book Writes in clear language Correct in every possible world Obscurantist Can't escape Hegel's shadow Grasps the truth conditions of his propositions Self-refuting relativist Resentful - hates society Pretends to be a sociologist Logically rigorous Dissolves philosophical issues Has to make up new Thinks reality can only be described by poetry words all the time Uses symbolic logic to avoid all ambiguity and maximize operational ease Suffers from existential dread Humble - deals with discrete problems Thinks he's escaped Cartesianism Has never written a semantically meaningful sentence Discovered a posteriori necessity Healthy acknowledgement of the subject-object gap Will probably have to rework Marxism for the 1000th time tomorrow Thinks nothing is a thing Doesn't pursue meaningless questions -[(3x)(Mx & Gx) & vy((My & Gy) –y=x)]

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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