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>be 32 >be neuroscientist working on transferring consciousness to a computer >Newton is my idol >l sit under an apple tree to think all day 958 KB JPG >one day an apple falls from the tree and lands on a sapling >then it hits me. I know how to achieve singularity >I test my theory on rats first >s--- works >sell roborats to children to continue funding >I try it on monkeys as well >its funny to watch them wonder why they have no feces to throw >research progresses to the point where we can test it on humans >l volunteer to be the first human trial >coworkers build me a robot body >They begin downloading my consciousness >me.txt >the transfer was a success but they didn't give me a robot penis >tumblr will find a label for me >my robot brain is much better at solving problems and I am able to advance scientific progression tenfold >people start to envy my knowledge and immortality >rich people pay to have the procedure done while poor people can't afford it >the wealth gap grows exponentially >l foresee an inevitable war >build a spaceship with nuclear fusion reactor so I can ditch this sorry ass planet >l travel space and meet many forms of intelligent life >eventually I discover the key to true immortality beyond that of my robot body >I complete the process, but when I gaze into the eternal horizon, I think only of my childhood when everything was full of wonder >in that moment my only goal became reproducing the world that had sparked my fascination >l settle on a planet like earth and spend a week using nuclear fusion to reproduce the land and the oceans and genetic coding to recreate life >l create another apple tree to sit under so that I can ponder my existence >my memories of childhood seem to be all I can think about >finally I create a man and a woman to remind me of my innocence >that innocence is precious to me so l give them the one condition that they stay away from my apple tree >mfw that bitch didn't listen

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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