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: Anonymous 02/19/19(Tue)00:30:42 No.793031754 >Be me >when was in high school >buy a sword and bucket helmet at a yard sale because they looked cool >parents go out of town to see older relative and leave me behind >Chilling in the basement on my pc >sword is hanging on the wall >All the lights are off in the above ground section of the house since my bedroom is below ground and my parents bitch when I leave lights on in room that I'm not in >lt is >Hear crash upstairs am >Grab sword >Grab helm >Creep upstairs >an "Urban youth" has smashed the glass out of the back door and is in my living room trying to steal a tv and some other valuables >Creep closer >he does not notice me until I am about five feet away >Rush him shouting "WHATCHU DOIN N----?" >Nog screams drops my stuff >chase his ass out into the yard and up the drive way with sword in hand >Chase him down the entire street >His buddy is waiting in the getaway car >He hops in and I hear him say "Floor it, there was some crazy n---- in the house with a f------ sword. >Friend laughs >sees me outside the car window >Face turns to a mask of horror >guns it down the street >Next day tell my parents that someone broke into the house but ran off when they saw me >To this day I wonder how I didn't get shot.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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