Anon looks for a dealer | /r/Greentext
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![File: rock.png (49 KB, 1162x1132) O Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)21:17:43 No.64132408 [Reply] ► >>64132440 >be me >be rock >pic rel * O Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)21:20:13 No.64132440 File: 1634534.jpg (8 KB, 270x187) >>64132408 (OP) > Be me > Pick up rock > Throw rock into river > Rock is stuck in river forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/123/823/ff9.png "Anon is rock | /r/Greentext")
![File: bb9.png (150 KB, 500x441) /b/ Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)16:01:01 No.856744942 [Reply] >be me >about 10 yo >in class >bored, play with my mouth >try to whistle, hum with lips, s--- like that >retard mode on >burst a fat fake fart with my mouth >everyone looks at me >teacher slowly turns around >"who was that?" >teacher looks like through every student >some f------ how knew it was me >had no time to explain i did the sound with my mouth >she threw me out of the class >15 minutes later >mom apparently was called to pick me up >"anon, why the f--- did you s--- your pants?" >trying to explain, mom doesn't get what i mean with "making a fart from mouth" >get home >mom threw me to the bathroom and told me that i can come out after i have finished s------- to the toilet insted of my pants >taking my pants down >look at my pants >there was actually s--- >oh wow](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/123/746/bbd.png "anon \"plays with his mouth\" | /r/Greentext")
