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1• #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)17:21:48 No.68004316 >>67999780 >be me >asleep >dream of large parking lot >be parked next to fancy lime green sports car >plan to steal it 8 KB JPG >l approach the car cautiously >There is a chimpanzee in the car >leave the car >take the chimpanzee home >Me and the chimpanzee just enjoy eachother's company. >Me and chimpanzee become best friends >become mutually attached with the chimpanzee >Really feel comforted by his presence >Wake up I miss him so much. I think I want to pursue a career in chimpanzee research, just to bring back the emotions I felt in that dream. F---.

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Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)07:53:04 No. 17629434 >>17627812 >be me >want frozen texas toast >dont want to wait for the oven >the box explicitly says not to microwave >no box tells me what to do >grab a random plate out of the cabinet, put texas toast on it >activate microwave >immediately lightning shoots out >OH F--- THĚY WĚRENT KIDDING AROUND >yank it out >realize its a plate with metal rimming for a split second there i really thought the texas toast was causing the lightning

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: Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)15:01:38 No.68008908 >Be at new factory job >Only temporary until the navy are done vetting me >Bunch of female Polacks work near my station >Obviously talking s--- about me in 168 KB JPG their language >Sometimes they speak to me in an insulting tone >So to piss them off I respond in fluent Norwegian or my thick Ulster Scots/Lallans dialect >They get confused and unnerved >One time the English floor manager swore at me for a non-issue and tried to grab my shoulder >I swatted his arm away and shouted at him in Norwegian and called him a f------ eejit >Didn't even get a warning but the staff mostly avoid me now >One of the Polish teen girls tried to put a chocolate sweet in my hand >Heard that's an insult in Eastern Europe >So I threw it the bin and called her a gulpin >She teared up a bit >One of the Polish boys asked if l'm German >Asked him why he would think that >Tells me the Polacks have been calling me the "scary guy who speaks German" I'm glad that l'm feared. Intimidationmaxxing is the best way to deal with normies. Don't care if I get fired desu. If I have to neet I will.

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: Anonymous 03/18/19(Mon)13:39:16 No.795305556 >We are 10% gay >20% overweight >15% never going to find a mate >5% employed >50% lard >And a 100% reason to remember 33 KB PNG the retard

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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)08:34:48 No.873658473 > Hot 9/10 at soup kitchen I volunteer at >She's honestly one of the most pure people I've ever met >Laughs at my pathetic jokes, gives me vending machine snacks > Unironically the nicest girl ever 26 KB JPG How can I make this literal angel fall in love with me anons 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)08:36:24 No.873658519 Pour hot soup on her and s--- in her face you a------ : Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)08:37:46 No.873658557 >>873658473 (OP) # Just keep being yourself, it seems to be working anon. Why on gods green earth would you come to /b/ for advice about how to make girls LIKE you?

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: Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed)17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies / 19 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: OE0PIP66 ) 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 >>1223025 (OP) # Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard

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Anonymous 3 minutes ago 3b0b62000bcb438de50e28e5b50edbbc.png (151.5 KB, 640x699) 875377680 N, >in the high school Scrabble championship final >my opponent is a black guy who's won it 4 years in a row >nearing the end of the game, i'm like 10 points behind him 1 >his turn >he plays his word, i'm now losing 201-185 and he has one letter left >notice he left me an opportunity to get a triple word >he probably thinks he's in the clear and just wants to end the game on his next go >the letter he's left on the triple word line is "N" and my letters are "R", "I", two "E"s and two "G"s >notice I can make a word i probably shouldn't play but it would put me ahead by 8 >if I played it I would just have one "E" left which I can put somewhere else if he passes on his next go >the word I can play is obviously "n-----" but it's offensive and my opponent is black >even if he was white it would still be awkward >not entirely sure if I'm even allowed to play this word so I ask for the book of words allowed in Scrabble to check >i check, it's in there strangely >still hesitant to play it but I really want to end this f-----'s win streak >i say f--- it and play it >the audience of 7 people gasps >score is now 201-209 >opponent doesn't say a word, I feel kind of bad >we both have one letter left, I presume he just has a weird letter which he can't put anywhere >his turn >he looks at me in the eye and smiles then picks up his letter >it's an "S" >i already scanned the board, there's nowhere he can put it >while i'm taking a drink of water I hear the crowd gasp and a few of them cheer >he f------ added the "S" on the end of my word to make "N------" >score is now 210-209 (technically 208 since I lose the value of my last letter) >i go home humiliated >word around school is that when he went to the bathroom a few turns before my triple word score, he saw my letters and set me up to play it so he could add the "S" on the end and win since there was nowhere else to put it on the board

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: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)00:55:46 No.44958675 >>44958236 # >be 22 >really like grill >everyone at her apartment to pregame >she's really drunk >everyone leaves to go to the bars >l take care of her while she throws up 202 KB JPG >take her to bed >I walk to the door to leave >she stops me saying I should stay >N-no it's not right, you have a boyfriend >put her back to bed >she wraps her legs around my waist >l pry her off >say th-this isn't right >this continues for half an hour >she pulls me on top of her >l kiss her >she starts taking her clothes off >I'm still fully clothed >she's on top of me kissing me >n-no you have a boyfriend >get up and leave >go home and masturbate >>44958833 # >>44959419 # >>44960449 # >>44965811 # >>44968249 # >>44968614 # >>44969231 #

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: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)14:20:11 No.165706623 More images Oscar Fictional character Played by: Will Smith Movie: Shark Tale Foodhole Untitled.png 123 KB PNG Will Smith only did this to change what comes up when you google "will smith oscar"

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: Anonymous The s------- episode 02/15/19(Fri)09:01:33 No.50985132 >Taking a s--- >A huge cockroach comes out of a little hole in the wall facing me >It just stands there, then turns sideways and twitches its antenna everywhere >Motionlessly stare at it >lt stops all motion too 104 KB JPG >Drop a s--- in the toilet >lt drops a s--- at pretty much the same time >Then it turns around and nonchalantly walks back into the hole I don't know of any words to accurately describe how this scenario made me feel.

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1• #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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