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: Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed)17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies / 19 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: OE0PIP66 ) 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 >>1223025 (OP) # Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon plays an offensive word in a professional Scrabble match | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3 minutes ago 3b0b62000bcb438de50e28e5b50edbbc.png (151.5 KB, 640x699) 875377680 N, >in the high school Scrabble championship final >my opponent is a black guy who's won it 4 years in a row >nearing the end of the game, i'm like 10 points behind him 1 >his turn >he plays his word, i'm now losing 201-185 and he has one letter left >notice he left me an opportunity to get a triple word >he probably thinks he's in the clear and just wants to end the game on his next go >the letter he's left on the triple word line is "N" and my letters are "R", "I", two "E"s and two "G"s >notice I can make a word i probably shouldn't play but it would put me ahead by 8 >if I played it I would just have one "E" left which I can put somewhere else if he passes on his next go >the word I can play is obviously "n-----" but it's offensive and my opponent is black >even if he was white it would still be awkward >not entirely sure if I'm even allowed to play this word so I ask for the book of words allowed in Scrabble to check >i check, it's in there strangely >still hesitant to play it but I really want to end this f-----'s win streak >i say f--- it and play it >the audience of 7 people gasps >score is now 201-209 >opponent doesn't say a word, I feel kind of bad >we both have one letter left, I presume he just has a weird letter which he can't put anywhere >his turn >he looks at me in the eye and smiles then picks up his letter >it's an "S" >i already scanned the board, there's nowhere he can put it >while i'm taking a drink of water I hear the crowd gasp and a few of them cheer >he f------ added the "S" on the end of my word to make "N------" >score is now 210-209 (technically 208 since I lose the value of my last letter) >i go home humiliated >word around school is that when he went to the bathroom a few turns before my triple word score, he saw my letters and set me up to play it so he could add the "S" on the end and win since there was nowhere else to put it on the board

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Anon meets a grill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/18(Fri)00:55:46 No.44958675 >>44958236 # >be 22 >really like grill >everyone at her apartment to pregame >she's really drunk >everyone leaves to go to the bars >l take care of her while she throws up 202 KB JPG >take her to bed >I walk to the door to leave >she stops me saying I should stay >N-no it's not right, you have a boyfriend >put her back to bed >she wraps her legs around my waist >l pry her off >say th-this isn't right >this continues for half an hour >she pulls me on top of her >l kiss her >she starts taking her clothes off >I'm still fully clothed >she's on top of me kissing me >n-no you have a boyfriend >get up and leave >go home and masturbate >>44958833 # >>44959419 # >>44960449 # >>44965811 # >>44968249 # >>44968614 # >>44969231 #

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Anon solves the mystery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)14:20:11 No.165706623 More images Oscar Fictional character Played by: Will Smith Movie: Shark Tale Foodhole Untitled.png 123 KB PNG Will Smith only did this to change what comes up when you google "will smith oscar"

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Anon leaves his house. | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets dominated by a cockroach | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The s------- episode 02/15/19(Fri)09:01:33 No.50985132 >Taking a s--- >A huge cockroach comes out of a little hole in the wall facing me >It just stands there, then turns sideways and twitches its antenna everywhere >Motionlessly stare at it >lt stops all motion too 104 KB JPG >Drop a s--- in the toilet >lt drops a s--- at pretty much the same time >Then it turns around and nonchalantly walks back into the hole I don't know of any words to accurately describe how this scenario made me feel.

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

>be me, fembot >friends with the weird kid in class >still a cool guy besides a bit of weirdness >videocall with him >he's showing me his room, pulling out random objects like cool books 62 KB JPG or videogame discs >"anon, check this out" >ok.jpg >he pulls out a little bag >it was filled with teeth >w-- >"uhhh im gonna go to bed now" >promptly leave call im still gonna be friends with him but like what the f---, there were MULTIPLE teeth in there too, not just one

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Anon doesn't believe in technology | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)01:56:12 No.8709340 >so uh yeah basically you press a bunch of buttons and out of nowhere you are talking with someone thousands of miles 12:22 away They didn't even try and make it believable 27 KB JPG IGLISA NOKIA

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/30/22(Wed)18:30:13 No.875388121 >be me then >19 seasons old >alt girl metalhead dirty stoner gf >covid happens >be me now >21 >have nobody >alone 53 KB JPG >no friends >go to this hellhole of a soul draining site just to talk to people >turn into neet seriously what the f--- happened after 2020?? feels like 2020 was a satanic ritual event

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Anon talks about Japan’s royal family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: aqK9JSIU) E Japan is running out of heirs 03/30/22(Wed)18:21:12 No.370243316 >Japan has a royal family, with the current Emperor being 62 year old Naruhito >it has been steadily shrinking over the years, and succession is 104 KB JPG becoming a problem >There's only two male heirs for the current emperor. There's 56 year old Crown Prince Fumihito and his 15 year old son Hisahito. There's also Prince Hitachi but he's 86 and never had any kids (his dad was Hirohito to give you an idea of how long he's been around) >there's a ton of women in the Royal family, but they couldn't become Emperor because they're women >80% of Japanese people wouldn't mind having an Empress, but the government doesn't give a s--- & wants to keep things the way they are because "muh tradition" >there's seven people in the royal family under the age of 40, and only one of them is male (Hisahito, the 15 year old) >the Japanese government decides not to make any changes to the succession laws, praying to God that Hisahito will have a son when he's older (but not with a commoner because that's sorta frowned upon) >if Hisahito doesn't have a son, then the 2,600 year old unbroken patrilineal Imperial line would be thrown into an existential crisis Why not just change the succession laws? It's not like they're in a position to be picky since there's only two guys left in the whole line of succession. Would allowing women to become Emperor really be the end of Japan?

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Anon makes a mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/22(Tue)21:34:11 No.875335487 please patiem T have an >be me >feeling sick >go to urgent care >doctor comes in >"okay anon l'm going to do a strep test" 117 KB PNG >close eyes and gag loudly >open eyes >"anon, I haven't even put the swab in your mouth yet" Why am I so retarded?

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Anon gets ready for a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/21(Sat)19:07:01 No.843817428 >take first shower in 3 weeks >use the good shampoo and body wash >put on best clothes >do my hair >dig out the $150 cologne >going on a date? 9 KB JPG >yes >with a woman? >no >..with a man? >no >with a newly bought fleshlight? >yes! This...this isnt how i pictured my love life in my 20s.

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