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Anon feels insecure | /r/Greentext
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![File: images (1).jpg (12 KB, 208x242) O Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat)15:51:09 No.874708609 [Reply] >>874708957 >>874708959 >be 5'4" >know i have no chance with women >already came to terms with it >im just gonna f--- a h----- once to have sex >Go to 7/11 once >line is a little long but there's a gap in the line >go into the line through the gap not knowing there were people in back of me already in line but didn't move forward >young woman a little taller than me calls me out and adds into her insults that im an elf >turn around to explain but I look at her body >has a very nice tight body >so I scan her up and when I get to her face, I can't help but let out a "hah" because her face reminds me of pic related with a huge hooked jew nose but I couldn't say >apparently that little laugh got her even anything back because of that stupid jew face picture >i finally got to the cashier and paid my stuff while she was still throwing out insults mostly targetting my height >suddenly, everything went quiet and she started crying >w--.jpg >l just grabbed my stuff and headed out ore heated and started calling What the hell just happened?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/331/214/a55.png "anon is not aware of the effects he has on women | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 2016-06-09 01:51:35 Post No.688588999 [Report] Quoted by: >>688589301 >>688595018 >>688595623 >>688596189 >Be me >13 at time >Really into a--- stuff because I haven't figured out how to properly fap yet >Make myself s----- enema device >Fill butthole with about 1 liter of milk >Doing this early in the morning before school starts, parents still sleeping >Finish filling a------ >Get up to use restroom >My a------ suddenly unclenches and I squirt a--- milk all over my carpet >Reeks horribly >Have only about 10 mins to clean up >Try to clean up but decided f--- it >Throw towel over spot and hope parents don't notice >Come home from school >Stain has set it >Spot smells permanently funny and is offcolored... >Still like that to this day >Enema made me c-- tho, so it was pretty fun 6/10](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/609/959/825.png "Anon ruins his rug | /r/Greentext")
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