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File: images (1).jpg (12 KB, 208x242) O Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat)15:51:09 No.874708609 [Reply] >>874708957 >>874708959 >be 5'4" >know i have no chance with women >already came to terms with it >im just gonna f--- a h----- once to have sex >Go to 7/11 once >line is a little long but there's a gap in the line >go into the line through the gap not knowing there were people in back of me already in line but didn't move forward >young woman a little taller than me calls me out and adds into her insults that im an elf >turn around to explain but I look at her body >has a very nice tight body >so I scan her up and when I get to her face, I can't help but let out a "hah" because her face reminds me of pic related with a huge hooked jew nose but I couldn't say >apparently that little laugh got her even anything back because of that stupid jew face picture >i finally got to the cashier and paid my stuff while she was still throwing out insults mostly targetting my height >suddenly, everything went quiet and she started crying >w--.jpg >l just grabbed my stuff and headed out ore heated and started calling What the hell just happened?

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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File: images (1).jpg (12 KB, 208x242) O Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat)15:51:09 No.874708609 [Reply] >>874708957 >>874708959 >be 5'4" >know i have no chance with women >already came to terms with it >im just gonna f--- a h----- once to have sex >Go to 7/11 once >line is a little long but there's a gap in the line >go into the line through the gap not knowing there were people in back of me already in line but didn't move forward >young woman a little taller than me calls me out and adds into her insults that im an elf >turn around to explain but I look at her body >has a very nice tight body >so I scan her up and when I get to her face, I can't help but let out a "hah" because her face reminds me of pic related with a huge hooked jew nose but I couldn't say >apparently that little laugh got her even anything back because of that stupid jew face picture >i finally got to the cashier and paid my stuff while she was still throwing out insults mostly targetting my height >suddenly, everything went quiet and she started crying >w--.jpg >l just grabbed my stuff and headed out ore heated and started calling What the hell just happened?

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