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10/28/18(Sun)19:35:32 No.48970903 Anonymous Feels Greentext Thread Pls >Get with this girl around 2 months ago >Was the best time of my life I was so happy and she was too >Randomly see that shes not wanting to hang out with just me now and when we hang with friends she pays more attention to them 256 KB PNG This is happening for like 8 days >Confront her to see whats wrong >She and I talk and she tells me she met her ex and still likes him >Heartbreak.mp3 >She says shes gonna talk to him to see if she truly likes him or not >she goes out to lunch with the guy while I have to go to class >l ask her how it went and how she felt while on break before another class >She tells me she still likes him and was afraid to tell me >Start tearing up and talk for a bit then it ends with me asking her if she wants to break up >"Im sorry anon I wish I could've been the gf you've wanted" >We break apart and tears start flowing and I break down >I thought she was the one we had so much in common Anon needs help.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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