: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:53:42 No.24920520 Friendly reminder to develop hobbies and goals outside of transitioning for a well rounded life and personal development! 642 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:59:06 No.24920583 I bought my first bag of heroin yesterday gonna use it after I finish getting fired today life is not going well frens. >>24920670 # >>24920674 # >>24920687 # >>24920830 # >>24920839 # >>24921016 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon does something unspeakable | /r/Greentext

>be me >take dog to park >Dog finds dogette >Owner of dogette is hot af >Talk with owner of dogette >She asked me if i wanted to come to her place 188 KB PNG >ok.png >Go to her home >very cool place she has >She said she has to go to bathroom >omg its time for my first time >wait behind door >She opens it >stab her with knife i have from kitchen >She dead. >F--- dogette

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Anon was learning about dinosaurs | /r/Greentext

>be 12 >get weird feelings for girl >cant describe it >tell her how i feel >she feels same way >we go to reccess >we hide in back of playground >she tells me to take my pants off >lol wut >ask her why >tells me to trust her >i comply and take pants off >standing naked >breeze feels good >she moves her head toward my junk >success >my first ever b------- >d--- like a toothpick but idgaf >recess is over >learn about dinosaurs >they're pretty cool >go home >tell mom about recess >she flips the f--- out >tells my dad >ive made a huge mistake >mom calls cops >cop comes to school >my teacher was arrested >i miss mrs. johnson

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Anon has standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat)06:11:19 No.874704585 Why are females like this? >be me IMLANCE >EMT >get a call, some eastern european roastie is drunk/intoxicated/under 68 KB JPG the influence >get inside the house, be greeted by her beta husband >she is naked, legs apart, sat on a chair >6/10, wouldnt f--- >keep calm, professional, ask her to put her clothes >she doesnt >assess the patient, vital signs normal >take her to the ambulance, cover her with an isothermal blanket we get to the hospital >this bitch tells the hospital staff that "we stripped her off her clothes and touched her (inapropriately)" >police investigation ensues, get called to court We eventually got cleared of all charges, because it was obvious that this bitch was lying and was drunk, but the fact that a female holds this much f------ power that a lie could destroy your life is beyond me. F--- women.

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Canada is good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:14:12 No.797925939 is canada peak country status? >free healthcare >low crime rate >basically US but with less n------ and hillbillies 9 KB JPG >good education system >beautiful landscapes >everyone is polite View Thread

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anon needs help | /r/Greentext

06/24/19(Mon) 14:33:56 No.53056693 : Anonymous Help AnOns >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 44 KB JPG >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

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Anon likes Pepsi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up 73 KB JPG >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.

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Anon works at a cafe | /r/Greentext

File: tom cruise.jpg (69 KB, 1148x1200) Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)17:04:08 No.783664687 [Reply] >be me >latino >have rather pale skin >work at cafe >no white employees at time >some white guy places an order, seems a bit uncomfortable >when I go give him his coffee, he suddenly smiles >"nice to see there's at least one proper american working here. brownies won't erase us" >mfw he slides me $50 to pocket

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Top ten Anime plot twists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)21:19:22 No.778771716 >be me >it's 1AM >have to pee >like, really bad >get out of bed and waddle to bathroom, half-asleep >start peeing, still half-asleep 155 KB JPG >God it feels so good >look down >completely missed the toilet bowl, p----- all over the floor >ohshit.png >mom saw everything cause i left the door open >OHSHIT.png >wake up >itwasalladream.exe >wait, bed feels weird >mfw i p----- and s--- myself

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Anon makes a deal with the devil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me 31 KB JPG >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? Il'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

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Anon is a tank | /r/Greentext

File: yzioqw78i5181.jpg (398 KB, 1080x803) Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:37:10 No.874646158 [Reply] >Be me >Be Russian tank >Use glorious autoloader to make myself smaller than fat burger capitalist pig tank >Put autoloader right below the turret >lt uses a carousel that stores the shells there >Laugh in borsch because nobody could hit me in the hypothetical full-scale war that never happened >Fast forward to today >Ukraine invasion >Use tanks with glorious autoloader >Ukraine receives weapon shipments from NATO countries >Ukraine now has smart weapons with targeting systems >Even a complete retard can now fire a missile that is going to hit my precious Stalinium shell >My tiny size has become useless >Missile strikes my turret or detonates closely to it, I don't know, my crew is a bunch of 17 year old retards that have been trained on CS:GO >All the shells stored underneath my turret detonate >My turret gets blown off and the detonation kills my crew >mfw Anonymous 03/18/22(Eri)07:39:42 No.874646229

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Anon goes to prom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)13:40:25 No.67614369 >Senior year of high school >In the months leading up to graduation, people have been going around asking if students were going to prom and if so, how many people 1.01 MB PNG they'd bring >This is because there was a pre-prom dinner with family members and faculty and s--- >Don't give a f--- about prom, just want to stay home and play TF2, so I tell them l'm not coming and l'm bringing no one >Months pass, it's prom night >Mom and grandma ask me why I'm not dressed for prom >Tell them I'm not going >They start bitching and wailing, trying to guilt-trip me into going >Finally, I crack because of this assault >Grab a blazer and put it over my clothes >Go to the school >Get in line for the dinner thing, the student with the guest book asks me my name >Not in the guest book (obviously) >They make me sit with a few teachers and janitors, among them the math teacher (was failing math) >Most awkward 3 hours of my life ensue >Mostly just people talking s--- about me as if I wasn't there >Food was crap >Had to go take pictures afterwards >See my one friend there with his family >lgnores me completely >Take some cringeworthy photos with family members >They berate me all the way back home because | didn't want to go to the actual prom, which was just in a warehouse >Sister goes and gets blackout drunk, ends up getting pregnant >They say it's all my fault since I wasn't there to "protect" her

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(Allegedly) Ukrainian anon worry about his countrywomen's well-beings in Poland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bpokgw07 03/17/22(Thu)17:17:29 No.367727078 Can I kindly ask our polish neighbor NOT to f--- our girls? There are thousands of 16-28yr girls heading your way, and they are NOT a p---- supply for you, they have husbends and boyfriends. The last thing we want while we fight off a ruskie is some drunk polish scum anals our 2 KB PNG girls. So I ask you for some nobility and dignity on your site, DON'T DO IT, don't f--- our women, polak.

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