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Anon makes a deal with the devil | /r/Greentext
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![File: yzioqw78i5181.jpg (398 KB, 1080x803) Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:37:10 No.874646158 [Reply] >Be me >Be Russian tank >Use glorious autoloader to make myself smaller than fat burger capitalist pig tank >Put autoloader right below the turret >lt uses a carousel that stores the shells there >Laugh in borsch because nobody could hit me in the hypothetical full-scale war that never happened >Fast forward to today >Ukraine invasion >Use tanks with glorious autoloader >Ukraine receives weapon shipments from NATO countries >Ukraine now has smart weapons with targeting systems >Even a complete retard can now fire a missile that is going to hit my precious Stalinium shell >My tiny size has become useless >Missile strikes my turret or detonates closely to it, I don't know, my crew is a bunch of 17 year old retards that have been trained on CS:GO >All the shells stored underneath my turret detonate >My turret gets blown off and the detonation kills my crew >mfw Anonymous 03/18/22(Eri)07:39:42 No.874646229](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/330/754/cf0.jpg "Anon is a tank | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1649551421964.jpg (21 KB, 400x400) Anonymous (ID: Eqh+i+KC ) 01/11/23(Wed)21:37:51 No.411809735 [Reply] ► >able to afford renting my first house in a nice neighborhood last year >nice neighbors all smile at me and say hi >decide now that I'm moved out of my mom's house I can finally shout the N word on PC and trash talk people to the fullest extent with no one else in the house to hear >get drunk on weekends and play PC and talk made s---, I even yell at people >notice the neighbors stop being so friendly to me >no one says hi anymore or even looks at me >don't think much of it >one day I have some people over for drinks >i go into my.bacmyard alone at night for a quick smoke >sit on a lawn chair >can hear all the people chatting inside from where I'm sitting, even with all the doors and windows closed >start to have a oanic attack realizing I've Shouted the N word at the top of my lungs and kept repeating it to multiple people in multiple games >realize my neighbors probably heard everything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/512/011/2b2.png "Anon expieriences inferior North American architecture | /r/Greentext")
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