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Anonymous 10/11/18(Thu)01:16:12 No.782040275 >mom found my a--- bleach stash >confronted me about it >was pretty sure I was about to get it >instead lectures me on how unsafe the current brands in my 59 KB PNG stash were >somehow intricately knowledgeable about their chemical composition and why they're a faulty product >without a doubt, this was the weirdest conversation we've had ever since she tried to give me "the talk" in middle school ten years ago >recommends me some safer brands, and offered to buy them for me, despite my protest >somehow, she trails off into a--- beading >l don't do a--- beads >doesn't believe me >but still says that if I ever end up trying it (despite my reassurance I won't) >"don't pull them out like starting a lawn mower. blood and poopy everywhere." >finally leaves while singing to herself F------ hell, that was horrendous. Anyone happen to know how painful hanging yourself is?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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