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9 min. ago Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Water is the essence of wetness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >l show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Anon describes a legend | /r/Greentext

Apparently there's a Ukrainian Fulcrum pilot who's already chalked off six air to air kills today against Russian forces. 2x SU-35, 1x SU-27, 1x MiG 29, 2x SU-25. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv". Godspeed, and happy hunting. HOBOE ИЗДАН ИЕ FMZmV4cXMBMPdzz.jpg 52 KB JPG >barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance >refuses to elaborate >leaves

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Green Text motorbike go brrrrrr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/18(Fri)13:27:00 No.470946. >mfw I see a motorbike go past zzzZ00000000OM 25 KB JPG 4 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

GOLDS AR TEND Anonymous 6 minutes ago No.33740769 =>>33740865 >>33740506 Look at the background house. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is use to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened. The internet got hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man, like himself, who would at the very least be able to take care of himself when the old man dies, he has a degenerate of a son. A degenerate of a son who spends his time and limited money making animal costumes. And he has the audacity to dress up and pretend to be a dogman during one of the few family holidays they get to spend time together. The father is ashamed. The mother is ashamed. Some other relative holds the camera and tries to cheer everyone on because they dont want this family to fall apart anymore than it possibly could. And the worst thing is, the son doesnt even bother to take his silly mask off. No, instead he would prefer to maintain his role of gay f----- furry. When he fondly looks back on this picture, he will be completely oblivious to the shame his family felt and still feels. No. In his delusional mind, enforced by online supporters, he will feel he is doing a good thing, that his life is great, and that he is the wolfman he always knew he was... because he is insane. UNIng TVOMS

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Anon trusts the Science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2NRY3HU5) A 02/24/22(Thu)08:58:11 No.362838133 Dana Houle @DanaHoule Lot of people in Ukraine crowding together inside. Only 35% of Ukrainians have been vaccinated. Less than 2% have been boosted. 11:47 PM Feb 23, 2022 - Tweetbot for ios Low Booster Rates.png 23 KB PNG >>362838763 # >>362839515 # >>362839862 # Anonymous (ID: Kt817rzM ) 02/24/22(Thu)09:01:20 No.362838763 >>362838133 # Oh no, get yOur booster now to be protected from Russian rockets!

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Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ubua9YZJ 02/24/22(Thu)14:09:27 No.362999977 >>362999565 # How's it going in Keev? >>363001249 # : Anonymous (ID: lil640Jy ) 02/24/22(Thu)14:10:20 No.363000241 ELDEN RING ПРЕДЗАГРУЗКА 1 ПРИОСТАНОВИТЬ 6,23 Гб из 46,96 Гб steam_wn6i4CyjF0.png 139 KB PNG 0000000000oohhhhh elden ring >>363000950 # >>363001654 # >>363002436 # >>363002624 # >>363006156 # >>363006459 # >>363007663 # >>363009270 # >>363013368 #

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Anon is just like his old man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw %3D

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Ukrainian anon has an update on the Soviet invasion. | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous (ID: 7+lhhBb4 02/24/22(Thu)20:38:36 No.362991830 >>362992427 >>362992616 >>362993056 >>362993390 >>362993562 >>362993712 File: 20220224 213740.jpg (2.79 MB, 1769x2861) >>362985353 They're not winning, we're beating the s--- out of them and they run like cockroaches at light, the so called "mighty" Russian "military" more like homosexual sadomaso o--- running away from people with few weeks of training barely being able to hold a single village away from not getting reconquista from Ukrainian military. All that scares me is their artillery that fires like retards mostly on civilian sites sometimes hitting on us cause in the rest I feel like I play on easy mode in Call of Duty, not a long time ago I got back to the barracks to relax aftee 2 hours of firefight getting the reinforcements, I may get back to fight in few more hours after a bit of sleep. Sorey Putin and Putinbots, but your POWS have bettee conditions on our jails than they have at your home and are way better treated than into your barracks plagued by abuse and homosexuality.

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History lesson from annon | /r/Greentext

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Anon is having a bad day | /r/Greentext

8IHUX6ZK No. 362803234 14 minutes ago 1645673857395.jpg JPG 200.5 KiB 495x602 E United States WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA The vierce ha ad RUSHIA IS GRADUATING psTFzbFc No. 362804199 10 minutes ago Ukraine >>362803234 Now my day is f------ ruined 4 replies

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Anon dislikes audiobooks. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F--- audiobooktards 02/24/22(Thu)11:41:31 No.67559579 >Dude I read 50 books this year! >Yeah all of them were audiobooks. You read 0 books this year. 13 KB JPG Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)12:43:38 No.67560119 >>67559579 (OP) Based. Audiobooks are for midwits. Its just a podcast with extra steps. You cant fully take in a book just by listening to it. Thats like watching 2001 a space odyssey on your second monitor while you play TF2 and j-------. You didnt watch the movie

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Anon corrects himself | /r/Greentext

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