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: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous (ID: J1jTIh11 ) + 01/22/18(Mon)05:38:32 No.3812461 >be american >roll off the bed >fall through the floor to the kitchen >microwave some water and eat some mayo cake for breakfast >leave house 10 KB JPG >get shot >tip shooter >call the ambulance because the hospital is whole 10ft away >pay 1928825843$ to get wounds treated >go to walmart to buy some guns >shart >get shot by police for attempted gas attack >tip police >crawl to the cashier >pay for your gun and tip the cashier >leave walmart >get shot by nog >nog steals your gun and runs away >go home >complain about euros on 4chan 28 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:48:05 No.872442492 >Go to a restaurant >Find most social person ky Sipck >Find least social person (2nd if © Dernis Cox it's you) >Sit down and get the cheapest item on the menu >When waiter comes by, say you want to pay for the social persons meal and if they ask, to tell them the antisocial 88 KB JPG person paid for it >Sit and watch as the social person goes over and thanks the clueless victim Kill em with kindness

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Anon is a twitch viewer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)19:05:35 No.872452354 >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no 29 KB JPG way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!

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: Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:16:55 No.3763942S >go out with coworkers >have a couple drinks >we go to a small club >have a couple more drinks >start dancing >get more and more into it >pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast >even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally 124 KB JPG dismiss as pleb trash am la normie now? : Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:19:09 No.37639453 sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing. that's pretty f------ normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.

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Anon gets a discount | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related

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: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?

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