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: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:48:05 No.872442492 >Go to a restaurant >Find most social person ky Sipck >Find least social person (2nd if © Dernis Cox it's you) >Sit down and get the cheapest item on the menu >When waiter comes by, say you want to pay for the social persons meal and if they ask, to tell them the antisocial 88 KB JPG person paid for it >Sit and watch as the social person goes over and thanks the clueless victim Kill em with kindness

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)19:05:35 No.872452354 >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no 29 KB JPG way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:16:55 No.3763942S >go out with coworkers >have a couple drinks >we go to a small club >have a couple more drinks >start dancing >get more and more into it >pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast >even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally 124 KB JPG dismiss as pleb trash am la normie now? : Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:19:09 No.37639453 sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing. that's pretty f------ normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.

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Anon is seeking the best car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:13:30 No.872431065 What's the best car I can get under 5k? 34 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:14:11 No.872431102 >>872431065 (OP) # a stolen one

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Anon plays Xenoblade Chronicles 2 with his grandpa | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets a discount | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related

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Anon doesn’t like lord of the rings. | /r/Greentext

>be fictional a race of people but based on Scandinavian/Celtic mythology going back thousands of years. >canonically live underground and avoid sunlight. 1.71 MB PNG >exist in a world literally based off the English countryside countryside during the medieval time period >queen of these people looks like this. Why do they do this to us?

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anon’s mom resembles a porn actress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:39:35 No.872418507 >mom is a brunette >wants to try something new >dyes her hair blonde >"hey mom, you look good blonde" >"oh thank you, your father says I look like Julia Ann, but I don't know who she is, is she some some celebrity?" >"erm...yea...she is an actress" >asks me to download her a movie or two with this Julia Ann in it because she is now interested what the f--- dad

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?

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Where everyone knows your name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:28:47 No.67374299 >be me >shy, no friends >tired of it Ouch! >say f--- it >go to bar >talk to no one except the 83 KB JPG bartender >come home >proud that I tried Thanks for reading my blog post

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Anon predicts gymcels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)14:11:57 No.67369130 TNT OHNY BRAVO gymcope.jpg 112 KB JPG How did this show predict gymcels so accurately? What did they know? Watching it growing up I was confused when Johnny was rejected by every girl he went for but now I get it 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets ignored | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49017876 1 hr. ago >ask classmates online if we'll have a class today >ignored 151.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 49017930 1 hr. ago >relying on others That's where you f----- up

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