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![File: 01C3466D-D407-4197-A5CA-C(...).jpg (8 KB, 180x280) I Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)15:05:25 No.871963717 [Reply] ► >>871963796 >walk past dad in the morning >"oh hey anon you look handsome now that you've lost some weight" >today is a good day Showing all replies. I Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)15:08:26 No.871963796 ► >>871963857 >>871963717 (OP) dad wants to bang you in the ass now that you arent a disgusting fatass](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/825/6ba.jpg "Wholesome /b/ | /r/Greentext")
![File: Whyme.jpg (39 KB, 728x655) O Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)13:07:32 No.67265142 [Reply] ► >>67265157 >get with mentally ill loner gf >slowly prioritize spending time with gf over spending time with friends >slowly lose friend group >thatsfine.jpg i have my gf I dont mind >gf eventually gets friend group >dumps me the moment she has a support group and I dont >waste 4 years of my life, now with no friends in a city i barely know Now i spend my days drinking drinking and drinking. Trust no one desu >> O Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)13:09:20 No.67265157 >>67265180 >>67265142 (OP) You ditched your friends for p----. You brought on your own downfall, now suffer with it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/824/c9b.png "Anon is a simp | /r/Greentext")
![File: Sadge.png (121 KB, 498x482) Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)10:19:25 No.67264607 [Reply] >>67265680 >>67265747 >be me years ago >7th grade >make some 6th grade friends >we all love pokemon >talk about other stuff too but it's mostly pokemon >happy to have people to talk to about it since pokemon wasn't that popular in my country >finish middle school and go to highschool in different area >this was back in the day so no whatsapp and I didn't have a facebook account >lose all contact with them >be me noW >27yr old >get first job(i f----- up some stuff throughout the years) >comfy office job >see one of my friends from 7th grade >holyshit.png >don't get a chance to say more than "hey" because busy >fast forward a couple weeks >job is going well >co workers treat me nicely >finally get a chance to talk to friend >we chat for a bit and I ask if he still likes pokemon >"dude that s--- is for kids don't tell me you still play that stuff?" >still love pokemon but lie and say that I just play sometimes >figure we can still be friends even though he doesn't like pokemon anymore >over the next couple days people start treating me different >start calling me the "pokemon master" >saying s--- like "here comes ash" and "don't get him angry or pikachu will shock you" >mfw this has been my life for the past 3 weeks >mfw l'm currently looking for a new job >mfw I really liked this job](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/800/c39.png "anon is looking for a new job | /r/Greentext")
![File: 36872806.jpg (377 KB, 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)11:32:52 No.60724258 [Reply] ►>>60727056 >>60727082 >>60727201 i just had sex with my dolly and am about to cuddle and watch anime why haven't you taken the dollpill yet /r9k/ + 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:50:19 No.60727056 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:52:12 No.60727082 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:54:49 No.60727115 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:02:54 No.60727201 *O Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:03:19 No.60727207 D >you wake up >beside you in bed is a large rubber and plastic doll with pink hair and vaguely human characteristics >"hey baby" you croak out into the dim, odor-filled room >you heave your fat, malnourished body up into a sitting position >"that was a really great time last night" you wheeze >the doll stares back at you with dead eyes >"haha of course baby" >with great effort you slide out of bed and waddle to the kitchen >you gather up soap and a towel in your fat greasy arms >returning to bed, you pull the sheets from your plastic girlfriend >for the next 20 minutes you wipe and clean the dried up c-- out of its rubber vagina >the rag gets tossed to the floor before you lay back in bed beside "her" >"there you go baby, nice and clean" >you boot up your laptop and turn on your favorite anime >you wrap your heavy arms around the plastic frame beside you "i love you" you whisper into its ear >there is no response >only silence >forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/798/0ce.jpg "I fake it so real, I am beyond fake | /r/Greentext")
