![File: Whyme.jpg (39 KB, 728x655) O Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)13:07:32 No.67265142 [Reply] ► >>67265157 >get with mentally ill loner gf >slowly prioritize spending time with gf over spending time with friends >slowly lose friend group >thatsfine.jpg i have my gf I dont mind >gf eventually gets friend group >dumps me the moment she has a support group and I dont >waste 4 years of my life, now with no friends in a city i barely know Now i spend my days drinking drinking and drinking. Trust no one desu >> O Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)13:09:20 No.67265157 >>67265180 >>67265142 (OP) You ditched your friends for p----. You brought on your own downfall, now suffer with it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/303/824/c9b.png "Anon is a simp | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: Sadge.png (121 KB, 498x482) Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)10:19:25 No.67264607 [Reply] >>67265680 >>67265747 >be me years ago >7th grade >make some 6th grade friends >we all love pokemon >talk about other stuff too but it's mostly pokemon >happy to have people to talk to about it since pokemon wasn't that popular in my country >finish middle school and go to highschool in different area >this was back in the day so no whatsapp and I didn't have a facebook account >lose all contact with them >be me noW >27yr old >get first job(i f----- up some stuff throughout the years) >comfy office job >see one of my friends from 7th grade >holyshit.png >don't get a chance to say more than "hey" because busy >fast forward a couple weeks >job is going well >co workers treat me nicely >finally get a chance to talk to friend >we chat for a bit and I ask if he still likes pokemon >"dude that s--- is for kids don't tell me you still play that stuff?" >still love pokemon but lie and say that I just play sometimes >figure we can still be friends even though he doesn't like pokemon anymore >over the next couple days people start treating me different >start calling me the "pokemon master" >saying s--- like "here comes ash" and "don't get him angry or pikachu will shock you" >mfw this has been my life for the past 3 weeks >mfw l'm currently looking for a new job >mfw I really liked this job](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/800/c39.png "anon is looking for a new job | /r/Greentext")
![File: 36872806.jpg (377 KB, 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)11:32:52 No.60724258 [Reply] ►>>60727056 >>60727082 >>60727201 i just had sex with my dolly and am about to cuddle and watch anime why haven't you taken the dollpill yet /r9k/ + 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:50:19 No.60727056 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:52:12 No.60727082 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:54:49 No.60727115 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:02:54 No.60727201 *O Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:03:19 No.60727207 D >you wake up >beside you in bed is a large rubber and plastic doll with pink hair and vaguely human characteristics >"hey baby" you croak out into the dim, odor-filled room >you heave your fat, malnourished body up into a sitting position >"that was a really great time last night" you wheeze >the doll stares back at you with dead eyes >"haha of course baby" >with great effort you slide out of bed and waddle to the kitchen >you gather up soap and a towel in your fat greasy arms >returning to bed, you pull the sheets from your plastic girlfriend >for the next 20 minutes you wipe and clean the dried up c-- out of its rubber vagina >the rag gets tossed to the floor before you lay back in bed beside "her" >"there you go baby, nice and clean" >you boot up your laptop and turn on your favorite anime >you wrap your heavy arms around the plastic frame beside you "i love you" you whisper into its ear >there is no response >only silence >forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/798/0ce.jpg "I fake it so real, I am beyond fake | /r/Greentext")
![File: E2wKFFBXMAYKIlİR.jpg (27 KB, 425x391) How was your day anons? Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)11:33:54 No.67265378 [Reply] >be me >a few hours ago >walking home from school when a construction worker compliments my hat >be in good mood after that > while walking stop at local convenience store and hold the door open for a public works guy >while in the store the public works guy buys pays for my soda >thank him and leave >finish walk home with a grin on my face today was a good day anons due to those two middle-aged chads](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/303/699/f90.png "anon has a good day | /r/Greentext")
