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>Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while l'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a 28 KB JPG dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >l'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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