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>Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while l'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a 28 KB JPG dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >l'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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