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: Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)02:09:27 No.852179934 >be me a few months ago >17 year old edgelord who just got his driving license and a car >feel super cool driving around alone or with friends and listening to rhodesian music with open 1.92 MB PNG windows >one night, just a few weeks before my 18th birthday (the fact that it was just a few weeks before my 18th birtday doesnt really matter, just obligatory to write so the mod cucks dont think im underage) >drive around the city with my cousins who are from another city late at night >i pass a car far too fast, honk and drive away >few mins later the lights turn red and i have to stop >i see the car next to me >a n---- opens the window and starts shouting at me >i just turn on rhodesians never die >that guy starts screaming about how racist rhodesia was, that hes going to call the police because i called him a n---- and because i was driving too fast >just drive away even tho the lights are still red >that idiot also drives away >he gets rammed by another car >next morning i read the newspaper >he f------ died and they found alcohol and fentanyle in his bloodstream

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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