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: Anonymous (ID: zrlaToSX ) Self improvement is a retarded(...) 01/31/22(Mon)09:32:27 No.359021086 >millenial >no friends no gf >decide to "self improve" >get a job, start doing sports, take up a hobby >stop p--- and fapping altogether >stop drinking 165 KB JPG >start going to church >start seeing a shrink >do this for three years >still feel unhappy, depressed, mentally ill (condition worsened) and worse than when I was 24/7 on my computer The truth is that if you are f----- in the head in some way or the other you are NOT gonna make it. No matter how much you try / LARP

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:00:41 No.67230845 >your pharmacist asks you out Holy f---, the same bitch who gives me my xanax and ssris asked me if I wanted to hang out this weekend. We've talked here and there 75 KB JPG whenever I had to go get my meds, and today she finally did it. She's this cute latina girl, is this even legal? Can I sue? : Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)15:06:00 No.67230909 >>67230845 (OP)# >gets asked out by cute girl >first thought is if he can get money out of it shalom brother! 166 KB JPG

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File: pepe-thinking-1024x1024.jpg (68 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/30/22(Sun)17:01:47 No.67216726 >Post some memes on reddit >Make one about white people >Thousands of upvotes >Lots of comments and awards This is easy.avi >Make one about black people >Less than 100 upvotes >Get called rasict >Post removed Hmmm.. interesting. Very interesting.

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Anon uses 4chan as a crystal ball | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6u9FyWtp ) 11/12/21(Fri)11:33:45 No.43185746 >>43181308 # It's the 4chan advice effect. I could write an entire theory of it, but basically when you have anonymous s-------- arguing with each other for epeen, they eventually converge on literally the best possible advice for any given subject. I basically outsource almost all my life decision research to 4chan and then A|B test it in a few threads. Fitness, car buying, vidya, anime, building a computer, making money, learning Japanese: you name it and if you need to do something in real life some autist on 4chan has made an 226 KB PNG idiotproof infographic about it to get you the absolute most optimal solution to your problem, and he did that simply to win an argument online. >>43185896 # >>43186796 # >>43187010 # >>43190805 # >>43191675 #

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Anon plays dungeons and dragons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)10:16:37 No.871778214 >be lonely homeschooler in high school >watch anime to pretend i have frens >finish school, get warehouse job >meet some people there >we start playing dungeons and 137 KB PNG dragons >dont really like the game just fun to hang out with рeople >first time playing since before christmas >forgot everything except my dice tray and spell| cards >fuckssake.jpeg >one guy gives me a set of dice to use and keep >dm copied some of my character stats >another guy gives me a new sheet to write them on >they all help me guesstimate hit points and inventory etc >mfw "we need our cleric!" >mfw finally have frens

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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:43:23 No.162922339 >Claims Snow White is offensive novie >Refuses to elaborate VIE >Puts seven of his fellow dwarf actors out of the job Bravo, Dinklage 1.94 MB JPG : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)15:44:00 No.162922354 >>162922339(OP) # Once you climb up, kick the ladder. Classic move. >>162922465 #

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File : 1281818897ipg-(33 KB, 305x350) Anonymous 08/14/10(Sat)16:48:17 No.263801XXX [Reply] Dear /b/, I got promoted! Anonymous 08/14/10(Sat)16:48:43 No.263801XXX level 2 slave

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SEEILMRIH 62E4F734-0798-4196-961F-A52FD18283A1.png 63 KB PNG >go to public bathroom >see occupied stall >start shaking the door relentlessly

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File: 1386105255853 jpg-(18 KB. 300x300. tSrfb2A jpg) Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)15: 14:15 UTC-6 No. 519 So /bl, this is the first time Ive shared this story >be me >be 18 >at a house party >girl is talking to me >we're wasted >time to go to the love station >says she wants to wait until morning >so she can "remember it" >wake up in the morning next to her >she's already awake watching the news or some s--- >start making out >put my hand in her panties >she's moaning >says "what the f---" in a terrified voice >"holy f--- my dad works there" >immediately gets up and pulls out her cell phone >look at TV just in time >mother >f------ >9/11 >second plane crashes into tower >she starts balling uncontrollably That's my story of how I got cockblocked by m------------ al qaeda

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