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File: oldladystockphoto.jpg. (188 KB, 1000x667) Older women are worth it Anonymous 03/04/24(Mon)20:34:50 No.30850882 >>30850914 >>30850933 >>30850976 >>30851018 >>30851025 >>30851042 >>30851047 >>30851052 You need to take the older woman pill, anons. >Be me >Socially inept 19 y/o college student >Rejected by girls my own age even after they hit on me themselves >She looks 60-65 >3/10 maybe. Society would say she's ugly >I think her average appearance is gorgeous, she looks like a real human being, not a doll >Sit at desk behind her >She winks at me >IT'S HAPPENING >One night in the library I see an elderly woman sitting at a computer >She's watching a video of Jordan Peterson, and from the looks of it this video is from a conservative channel >No way >Check for wedding ring >Not there >Ohshit.mp4 >Take a quiz on my computer and finish, get up to leave >She's leaving too >We both get to the door at the same time, she holds it open for me >I thank her and begin to walk out >Continue this after class for a few months >One night she holds my hand >I hold hers >I wink back >We start chatting while we walk out, I get her name and we share our interests >She's a Christian who has one child and a husband that died of cancer a few decades ago >She likes conservative politics, science, reading, and electronic music, just like me >Couldn't find a man who wanted her since as she was already past her prime >A week later >We meet again while I'm walking out of class, after sunset >We sit at a bench and flirt >And like that we kissed for a good 5 minutes, just her and I, nobody around to judge us >A year later we marry And now, 4 years later, thanks to some frozen eggs, we're the parents of two of the best children on earth! Every morning before I head to work she's making me breakfast. She does all the housework and we make passionate love every night. Thanks to my job I make sure she's spoiled for it. She's the light of my life and has made my 20s the best time ever, and for her I'm giving her the best golden years a woman could ask for. So take the older woman pill! Under the grey hair and wrinkles is the kindest, smartest, and prettiest young lady you could hope to meet!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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