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Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)14:15:38 No. 117199287117202111 >>117202144>>117202374>>117216107 File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (71 KB, 1280x720) My favorite scene: CHRIS: Then the girl calls him onii-chan. That means he's her brother, right? PAULIE: The girl's bangin' her brother? SILVIO: Nah. TONY: Who's bangin' her brother? PAULIE: Girl in Chrissy's comic book. SILVIO: It's a manga, and he ain't her brother. It's a honorific TONY: Lemme look at that. SILVIO: Wrong way, Tone. Ya read it back to front, right to left. TONY: Right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin' her brother... "chuckles" The f--- is wrong with Japan? PAULIE: "points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'? SILVIO: "*shrugs" Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent. TONY: You got more of these, Chrissy? CHRIS: I got one where a girl's head gets cut off. Girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl. TONY: What the f---? CHRIS: Hand of the f-----' Bible, Tone. PAULIE: It's unhealthy, I'm tellin' ya. FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things. Later in the episode: CARMELLA: What is that, Tony? TONY: Crazy comic book. From Japan. CARMELLA: Looks like the sort of smut your son watches on that laptop computer. TONY: Oh, so he's MY son when he's watching hentai?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous [+] 1XBET 03/04/24(Mon) 20:34:11 No.194467732 52 And this is where the British stole all our stuff 1686133989588.png 1.65 MB PNG >dimension where the entire world has been jeeted' >Still seethe about britain

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02/25/24(Sun)09:49:32 No.914470432 p---------- is the degeneracy that is killing /b/. there is no reason for the existence of p--- on this board, given that there are other boards where this sort of content may be more appropriate. for instance, /s/ is a much better place to take your p---------- and enjoy it there. we, who speak out against p---------- on /b/, don't necessarily dislike p----------. it is merely a simple fact; p---------- is being used to choke this board into submission, to prevent actual "culture" from developing. it is "anti-board culture" as it were, and the denigration of /b/'s grave. this post will be glossed over, ignored, and it will fall on deaf ears, or perhaps even ridiculed, and that is fine, but it is my right and my duty as a responsible citizen of /b/ to post this thread. please enjoy this picture of the meme frog. : Anonymous 78 KB JPG

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