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Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)14:15:38 No. 117199287117202111 >>117202144>>117202374>>117216107 File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (71 KB, 1280x720) My favorite scene: CHRIS: Then the girl calls him onii-chan. That means he's her brother, right? PAULIE: The girl's bangin' her brother? SILVIO: Nah. TONY: Who's bangin' her brother? PAULIE: Girl in Chrissy's comic book. SILVIO: It's a manga, and he ain't her brother. It's a honorific TONY: Lemme look at that. SILVIO: Wrong way, Tone. Ya read it back to front, right to left. TONY: Right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin' her brother... "chuckles" The f--- is wrong with Japan? PAULIE: "points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'? SILVIO: "*shrugs" Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent. TONY: You got more of these, Chrissy? CHRIS: I got one where a girl's head gets cut off. Girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl. TONY: What the f---? CHRIS: Hand of the f-----' Bible, Tone. PAULIE: It's unhealthy, I'm tellin' ya. FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things. Later in the episode: CARMELLA: What is that, Tony? TONY: Crazy comic book. From Japan. CARMELLA: Looks like the sort of smut your son watches on that laptop computer. TONY: Oh, so he's MY son when he's watching hentai?

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The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anonymous 06/26/19(Wed)14:15:38 No. 117199287117202111 >>117202144>>117202374>>117216107 File: maxresdefault[1].jpg (71 KB, 1280x720) My favorite scene: CHRIS: Then the girl calls him onii-chan. That means he's her brother, right? PAULIE: The girl's bangin' her brother? SILVIO: Nah. TONY: Who's bangin' her brother? PAULIE: Girl in Chrissy's comic book. SILVIO: It's a manga, and he ain't her brother. It's a honorific TONY: Lemme look at that. SILVIO: Wrong way, Tone. Ya read it back to front, right to left. TONY: Right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin' her brother... "chuckles" The f--- is wrong with Japan? PAULIE: "points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'? SILVIO: "*shrugs" Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent. TONY: You got more of these, Chrissy? CHRIS: I got one where a girl's head gets cut off. Girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl. TONY: What the f---? CHRIS: Hand of the f-----' Bible, Tone. PAULIE: It's unhealthy, I'm tellin' ya. FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things. Later in the episode: CARMELLA: What is that, Tony? TONY: Crazy comic book. From Japan. CARMELLA: Looks like the sort of smut your son watches on that laptop computer. TONY: Oh, so he's MY son when he's watching hentai?

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