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File: 1643318423178.jpg (184 KB, 2229x1723) Anonymous 01/28/22(Fri)02:05:23 No.871522604 >Be me >Can lift over 80 pounds >Tired of picking up dog s--- >Start subreddit for not wanting to work >Infiltrated by a bunch of redditors who don't follow my cause only want better working conditions >6 years go by as I watch my subreddit become a shadow of its former self >Subreddit becomes popular >Fox News want to interview mods >The community and mods are against it >I still stand for what I believe in and what the subreddit was originally created for >Decide f--- everyone I'm doing this for my beliefs >Go ahead and do interview against everybody's wishes >Introduce my self to the world >Stand by my beliefs >After my interview reddit goes into panic mode >Millions of redditors are infuriated >Redditors now publicly humiliated en masse

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is a depressed shut in but his little sister still loves him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)16:20:39 No.6717269 >tfw little sister wants to hang out with you all the time >tfw you're a depressed, NEET shut-in that just wants to be left alone >tfw you can see she genuinely loves you 75 KB JPG >tfw she always makes time for you no matter what >tfw she smiles even if you tell her to go away >tfw she just sits on your bed even if you don't talk to her just so she can be near you >tfw she always tells you about her day >tfw she loves you >tfw she loves you >tfw she loves you >tfw too far gone to show her how much she means to you in return >tfw it doesn't matter to her, she loves you for who you are I'm f------ crying, /r9k/. She was in my room for three hours just reading and telling me about stuff. I can still feel her hand on my shoulder where she squeezed it before she went to bed. I can't handle these feels anymore, /r9k/. I just want to do good by her.

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The cycle continues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)08:47:19 No.67171228 205 1468688400036.jpg 235 KB JPG >1st of the month >receive neetbux >spend 2 week drinking >run out of money >scrape by for the rest of the month >start to feel pretty good after 2 weeks of sobriety >"hey, maybe l'll turn things around this time" >a new beginning >1st of the month >9am at the liquor store

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Anon works in customer service | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 753841064 45 min. geleden •.. story time CHICHEN B99ANW AN EXCELLENT HAPPI working at McDonald's appy me >*autistic kid appears* >screams all the time : CHICKEN MCNUGGETS >wants a happy meal with nuggets >gave him 5 instead of 4 cuz of my kindness >he noticed >*autistic screeching* >wanted a new one with only 4 nuggets 300,3 kB JPG i hate children. 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon gets what he deserves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.

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Anon gets circumcised | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VKLXKAPA ) E 12/08/19(Sun)08:46:19 No.235551688 >>235550499 (OP) # >Be uncut >Get gf at 22 >Doesn't like it >Get circumcised because "it's just extra skin" >Can't fap or f--- for 6 weeks >When I do it's just not the same Hands down the worst decision I ever made. Regret it every f------ day. Wanted to kick that bitches teeth in when she told me the sex felt way better when I was uncut. >>235551996 # >>235552104 # >>235552530 # >>235552661 # >>235553186 # >>235553701 # >>235556538 # >>235556666 # >>235558237 # >>235559221 # >>235559385 # >>235559645 # >>235559847 #

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Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

File: A1.jpg (83 KB, 880x480) Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)11:55:06 No.871491444 >gather enough funds for a reasonably nice house/apartment >mortgage doesn't matter at this point, for as long as the place is solidly yours on paper >furnish it nicely, not extravagantly but with a good, distinguished taste. Classy and understated but with enough personal flair to make it distinct and instantly recognisable >get a hold of as many p--- studios as you can, offer to rent the place out as a set >as many as you can, studios, amateurs, people doing niche freaky s--- >we're talking quantity over quality here >use 100% of the coming income to repay mortgage. It won't cover the whole thing but that is not the goal here >start hosting nice dinner parties to friends and family, make them a real fancy regular event >the kind of s--- people dress up for, with the right kinds of wine to go with every course >be an excellent host, have polite conversation, entertain guests >keep count on how many of your male guests squirm when they realise why the place looks so familiar >make eye contact to make them know that you know they've watched a girl get a champaigne bottle shoved up her ass on your living room couch in Wild Feral Bitches #4

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Anon has a self portrait album | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E3 01/26/22(Wed)23:05:07 No.158766707 IT'S OVER >mum found the soyjak folder >she thought they were self- portraits Does this happen in your c---? 36 KB PNG

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Anon doesn't clap his hands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/20(Thu)09:25:42 No.842528685 e07b20ffd67e495e5f6325dd395d0ac7-bad.jpg 44 KB JPG >in kindergarten >teacher sings if your happy and you know it clap your hands >don't clap >mfw i get put on Antidepressants

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anon is concerned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)11:16:47 No.67169555 >accidentally ran out of SSRI meds for 2 days >get serious withdrawal >get really vivid dream >Some cultist girl carves a symbol in my forehead >then slits my throat 22 KB JPG >wake up happier than ive ever been what does this mean?

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Anon avoids crisis | /r/Greentext

Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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Anon finds out why r/greentext exists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)10:00:46 No.65400999 >be me >newfag from r/greentexts >endlessly scrolling through /b/ >open a random archived thread >see a woman's body cut in half, guts and s--- all spilling out >w--.jpg where are all the funny greentexts, why do 234 KB PNG i only see loli p--- and gore View Thread

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Anon has evil dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)19:21:00 No.67159411 >dad intentionally left a p--- mag around the house when I was 6 and intentionally bought cable with 10 p--- channells so I can turn into a coomer F--- you dad kids are supposed to discover p--- at like 12, you ruined my life. He told me he did me a favor, yeah right, thanks so much for making me addicted to p--- for over a decade. Only now at 22 I'm starting to overcome it. Some people 233 KB PNG should never become parents.

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