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: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)11:16:47 No.67169555 >accidentally ran out of SSRI meds for 2 days >get serious withdrawal >get really vivid dream >Some cultist girl carves a symbol in my forehead >then slits my throat 22 KB JPG >wake up happier than ive ever been what does this mean?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)10:00:46 No.65400999 >be me >newfag from r/greentexts >endlessly scrolling through /b/ >open a random archived thread >see a woman's body cut in half, guts and s--- all spilling out >w--.jpg where are all the funny greentexts, why do 234 KB PNG i only see loli p--- and gore View Thread

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Anon has evil dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)19:21:00 No.67159411 >dad intentionally left a p--- mag around the house when I was 6 and intentionally bought cable with 10 p--- channells so I can turn into a coomer F--- you dad kids are supposed to discover p--- at like 12, you ruined my life. He told me he did me a favor, yeah right, thanks so much for making me addicted to p--- for over a decade. Only now at 22 I'm starting to overcome it. Some people 233 KB PNG should never become parents.

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Anon figures out the anti-work mystery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: T/GyyUSx ) 01/26/22(Wed)15:55:53 No.45937521 File: 2.png (67 KB, 1280x1280) >why did the moderators close the r/antiwork reddit? >responding to posts was too much work the poetry writes itself

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Anon shares an opinion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/22(Fri)18:35:49 No.585876505 1642783938078.jpg 27 KB JPG This is 10/10 according to /v/.

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Happened back in middle school >friend dares me to pinch random sixth grader's nose >do it >kid starts crying >tell him to calm down >tell him to watch this and jump into a wall face first >he stops crying and laughs and gives me a high five >wave goodbye to eachother and part ways >he reports me anyways

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Anon just activated my trap card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)04:59:17 No.162789616 >invite a girl around for a movie >take out my Steam Deck to play kino on my TV >"thank God anon, the last guy I tried to watch a movie with pulled CONCE out a HDMI cable" 850 KB PNG This is a game changer. : Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)05:00:19 No.162789667 >>162789616 (OP) # If you have preordered one of these I guarantee you will never have consensual sex in your life. >>162789757 # >>162789818 # >>162791675 # >>162793291 # >>162793583 # >>162795974 # >>162798958 #

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: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)17:42:09 No.782897522 >be redditfag >in shower >think about if i should hang myself or not >idea.jpeg >post if i should hang myself or not 14 KB PNG on r/showerthoughts for 7 upvotes >post it >permanently banned >what is it i dont understand

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:50:27 No.850975316 >Be me >Sophomore year in college >Periodically s--- in the top tank of toilets at fraternity and sorority houses during parties >Word spreading around campus about a "serial s------" 77 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)12:55:14 No.850975586 So it's been you at UVA m-----------?

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: Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)21:44:54 No.743795350 T >About 600 gators are now in the flood water in Houston >Apparently HIV-positive blood has leaked into said 51 KB JPG water (from hospitals being flooded n s---) >AFAIK they're warning people not to go in the water because of the GatorAIDS POOL'S CLOSED

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: Anonymous 01/25/22(Tue)04:49:22 No.67137682 >Have spent nearly $3,000 on a girl I met here >Random stuff from anime figures to sex toys >Did this mostly as "gifts" that I told her not to worry about paying me back, though she has sent See you space cowboy 684 KB PNG me a couple of nude pics in return >I thought we were obviously dating, what with the i-love- you's and everything >Today she revealed to me that she's getting back with her ex-boyfriend >l said, "But I thought I was your boyfriend?" >She says, "Anon, you're my best friend in the whole world, I love you, but not like that" >"What about all that s--- l've bought you?" >"That's what I love most about you, your gifts!" I think this is it. I think this is what l'll kill myself over.

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: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)11:16:47 No.67169555 >accidentally ran out of SSRI meds for 2 days >get serious withdrawal >get really vivid dream >Some cultist girl carves a symbol in my forehead >then slits my throat 22 KB JPG >wake up happier than ive ever been what does this mean?

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