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onymous 12/24/21(Fri)14:46:17 No.869241794 willum.jpg 59 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >feel myself getting close >cooming.jpeg >remember something I read about holding in c-- for better orgasm >hold the top of my d---, success, c-- does not appear, feels great >pressure is building tho >ffw 5 seconds cant take it anymore >coom.jpeg >j--- does a crescendo over my body >im taking y = -x^2 here >mouth open in awe >j--- lands in my mouth >mfw

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)17:05:13 No.66837034 >be dad >walking up stairs >all fours like monke >son walking ahead of me >bipedal >too slow >throw gigapunch directly into son's asscheek >son now sprints up stairs every time 33 KB JPG >monkey style Robots, why haven't you procreated?

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: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat) 14:09:01 No.17209437 >be cow >live cow life >one day, get shipped off to some building >get bolted in the head >wake up in cow heaven >get to watch what happens to my body >getting chopped up into different pieces gugafood 404 KB JPG >parts are getting eaten by families of humans >parts are made into dog food >glad that my body is being used for something helpful >see this gigantic fat guy with a hunk of meat from my back >lol GuYz, TODAY wE'rE dRy AglnG tHiS sTeAk In PeAnUt BuTtEr AnD c-- >mfw 52 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous [•1 10/25/17(Wed)18:23:22 No.81016259 1507072835073.png 559 KB PNG >There are infinite universes where I have a gf >This isn't one of them

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: Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)22:30:03 No.854416103 >be me manlet 5'6 >riding train with a s--- load of groceries and a 10 kg cat litter bag >tall girl with raspy voice stands next to me >looked 20-22 at least 4 ears 525 KB PNG younger than me would you like some help with that? >instant boner

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: Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)21:14:00 No.66824739 Yo you wanna see something cool? go to google and type "do a barrel roll" 24 KB PNG 5 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)21:19:09 No.66824796 >>66824739 (OP) # How old are you OP? Just curious. >>66824847 # >>66824957 # : Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)21:22:18 No.66824847 >>66824796 # 29 years of age how old are you n-----? cco0 4071 H

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: Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:41:45 No.60562398 Help, I bought a pet cougar from my friend who moved away from our state (texas) to north carolina and I have no idea what to do with it, I feed it large amounts of cat food and meat and I let it roam free at night. Recently it brought a dog home that it killed and the dog had a collar. I had to burn the dog multiple times to erase evidence of it and now I need help getting rid of larry. Larry the couger is huge and it can probably kill a human if provoked. How do I get 81 KB JPG rid of him. Please help : Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:43:55 No.60562418 get a f------ gun and shoot it : Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:44:12 No.60562419 : Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:46:15 No.60562444 that sounds like a very nice friend you made there anon. take good care of him and he will protect you from all your enemies

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: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Cll of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I 17 KB PNG have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it

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I Anonymous 11/21/18(Wed)23:32:49 No.49421089 >wake up >lick salt lamp >time to f--- bitches up >get on computer and open tf2 >i'm bouncing up and down 77 KB JPG with excitement >hear moaning from another room >sneak into mums room and see her wrestling with new daddy >decide to join and do a big body slam next to them >"Who the f--- is this?" new daddy says >"Anon GET OUT" mum says >instinctively slap her for raising her voice to me when i didn't violate any of the rules >new daddy slaps me and we slap fight >he begins to cheat and use his fists >CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER >swiftly break his neck and jump off the bed

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onymous 12/24/21(Fri)14:46:17 No.869241794 willum.jpg 59 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >feel myself getting close >cooming.jpeg >remember something I read about holding in c-- for better orgasm >hold the top of my d---, success, c-- does not appear, feels great >pressure is building tho >ffw 5 seconds cant take it anymore >coom.jpeg >j--- does a crescendo over my body >im taking y = -x^2 here >mouth open in awe >j--- lands in my mouth >mfw

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