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: Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:41:45 No.60562398 Help, I bought a pet cougar from my friend who moved away from our state (texas) to north carolina and I have no idea what to do with it, I feed it large amounts of cat food and meat and I let it roam free at night. Recently it brought a dog home that it killed and the dog had a collar. I had to burn the dog multiple times to erase evidence of it and now I need help getting rid of larry. Larry the couger is huge and it can probably kill a human if provoked. How do I get 81 KB JPG rid of him. Please help : Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:43:55 No.60562418 get a f------ gun and shoot it : Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:44:12 No.60562419 : Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)04:46:15 No.60562444 that sounds like a very nice friend you made there anon. take good care of him and he will protect you from all your enemies

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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