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: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)03:55:00 No.66828660 >resigned to the fact I'll be alone forever as a loser neet >okay with it and enjoy being a hermit >turning 28 >sudden urge to have wife and kids becomes overwhelming 13 KB PNG w-- is there some sort of biological clock at play here

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)09:33:53 No.869900306 New wagecuck here. How do normies have any time for hobbies? >wake up at 5:30am >leave house by 6:15am >get to work by 7:15am (start at 7:30am) >leave work at 4:30pm >because of rush hour get home by 138 KB JPG 5:30pm >eat a rushed dinner and get to gym by 6:00pm >work out until 7:15pm >get home by 7:40pm >s--- and shower until 8:00pm >have to be in bed by 9:15pm so I can fall asleep by 9:30 and get my 8 hours of sleep >rinse, repeat I get an hour to myself each day. I usually just lay in bed and stare at my phone until it's time to go to sleep. How do normies do it? 53 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)14:48:55 No.47635074 > Be me > On a date with a girl I met from a dating site > We're talking and having a good time > Everything is going well until she says she has something she 17 KB JPG needs to tell me > Says that she has a fatal illness > Is it the big C? Anon, I don't know how to tell you this > I look deep into her eyes, preparing myself for the worst I have ligma... > There's a brief moment of silence between us >I hold my head in my hands and start crying Are you okay, Anon? > I look up at her and say > I'm sorry, I can't date someone with autism

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: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)10:33:42 No.66828894 >actively planned to kill myself >didnt want to ruin family's christmas >waited for new years >didnt want to ruin new years either >lost intent to kill myself Whatever i guess another year 4 KB JPG wont hurt

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: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)09:34:11 No.869876524 >Be me, femanon >freshman year of college get a black m----- as my roommate >she is 4'9" but doesn't have the f----- up proportions >constantly kicks me out to hook up with dudes from tinder >only has sex with men, but Dakly 16 KB JPG always talks about being bisexual >always says she grew up poor because her mom made them eat PB sandwiches a lot in 7th grade >she is incredibly sensitive, says the most traumatic thing that ever happened to her was when a girl told her she looked like a monkey in 2nd grade >ffw a few months, she now says I've given her an eating disorder because I weigh like 5 lbs less >she is now they/them, loves going on buzzfeed to take their quizzes >"Design your dream bedroom to see what ice cream flavor you are!" >takes these dumb quizzes for hours >she looks up and asks "hey femanon, if I were an animal what type of animal would I be?" >"hmmmmm.." >think about it for a while >"I think you would definitely be . a monkey" >pic related 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)09:35:23 No.869876596 >>869876524 (OP) # kek'd : Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)09:35:27 No.869876600 >>869876524 (OP) # TOGTFO

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4h (1/2 18:17)· 64985870 10 Re · 3 Img · JPG 504KB · (1000 x 1250) nutrient defficiency >started eating cheese regulary >interest in big breasted women goes down >mfw I was just lacking calcium ...

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: Anonymous 10/03/18(Wed)00:13:01 No.781354558 Hey f--- heres a greentext threat about Irony >be me >have female friend who likes shitpost as much as I do 15 KB JPG >notificationtojoinashitpostgroupfromher.exe >Flat Earth etc... >seems like a decent shitpost group >everyone has a top tier shitposting/Irony humor >"NASA uses Eyefish lence" >Laugh at funny ironical memes and s--- they write >my friend likes NASA and space bs >see a post where she is arguing w/ some random guy >Find out the FB group is not a shitpost group >Mfw I've been in this group for at least 2 months >Mfw I thought their posts were memes >Mfw these people actually think Earth is flat >Mfw top excuse is "NASA uses eyefish lence"

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: Anonymous 01/03/22(Mon)03:55:00 No.66828660 >resigned to the fact I'll be alone forever as a loser neet >okay with it and enjoy being a hermit >turning 28 >sudden urge to have wife and kids becomes overwhelming 13 KB PNG w-- is there some sort of biological clock at play here

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