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9 min. ago .. Anonymous 1 804906840 positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: nerdface.jpg (70 KB, 800x612) O Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)19:54:23 No.785521455 >be me >at school >break time >listening to meme songs on cheap mp3 player because beta f-- >spot nerd sitting alone >fatass, always tops class,no friends >feel pity >talk to him for some time >find out he played halo >he hasn't played in more than a year, only studies now >idea.tiff >has halo on mp3 player >give it to him >he listens for 10 seconds >hfw 't-t-tthanks bro, it's been a long time' >H-------- Am I a good or bad person?

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Anon hates reddit | /r/Greentext

File: Unknown.jpg (13 KB, 194x259) U Anonymous 03/11/19(Mon)15:31:56 No.794699644 [Reply] >be you >pathetic redditfag >can't make original memes >steal greentexts from 4chan f--- you 100

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anon goes on a walk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)15:58:31 No.869635233 > be me > out for a walk > just breathing in the fresh air > get to a cross walk and see an old lady with some grocery bags and see she's on a walker 6 KB JPG > immediately think i'm on the truman show as this is so like movie-esque > help her cross the street > "thank you young man, here have this." > hands me an apple >i thank her and continue on my walk while eating the apple > smile so big while eating the apple thank you ma'am

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Anon believes in karma | /r/Greentext

>be me >4 yrs ago,i was 16 >valentines day, all the girls were super excited > so i had this really big crush on a girl from my class, 9/10 > i finally man up, after months of 24 KB PNG mentaly preparing for this >come to her and ask to be my valentine, gift her a chocolate >"who? You? Dude you re ugly af, nobody likes you". >after this i sweared to never make first step again > and today, after 4 yrs, a cute girl asked me out >also found out that the thot from highschool is a single mother of 2 kids Now i really believe that karma exists

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Anon got further than expected | /r/Greentext

>be me >living a comfy life playing vidya, watching anime and tinkering with linux >like this girl from my class >my chances are probably 0 but whatevs i'll try regardless >try messaging her on whatsapp 10 KB JPG >we become kinda frens >try talking on call with her and she's pretty nice >tell her that she should make a discord account cuz then we could do more stuff on call together >she says ok >we begin talking more than on whatsapp (apparently she doesn't check her whatsapp often) >I stream vidya to her on discord and she says she likes watching >i decided to try my chances. >tell her thati like her, ask her if she likes me back, says "Maybe." >ffw a few weeks later and now we're just sending hearts to each other and she calls me "love". School's starting a few days after New Year's, what do I do anons?

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Anon is Aussie | /r/Greentext

>be me, mate >aussie >say "c---" after every sentence >one day, was walking my kangaroo through the god awful hellscape I call my 215 KB PNG country >see koala sitting in a tree >take out my didgeridoo >gonna have fried koala tonight >play didgeridoo >koala's head implodes >go to retrieve the carcass >fry it up for the wife >Don't even need a barbie, just place it on the ground >as it's cooking, some wanker tries to shoot me >he says he mistook me for a wild dingo >"aw no worries,mate. happens all the time, god save the queen" >invite him to eat with me >suddenly, c--- snake bites me >I die >just another day here in australia

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Anon isn’t telling the full story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)02:05:58 No.62874652 Stuck in between >be me >not rowdy enough for a bad girl >not pure enough for a wholesome girl 13 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)02:12:36 No.62874710 you dont leave your house enough for a real girl

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Anon remembers a repressed memory from their childhood | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 11/21/18(Wedy21:54:34 No.785488472 This is a repressed memory from my childhood that I recently remembered and need to share. >be me >around 10 years old >go over to my neighbors house to 256 KB JPG hang out we will just call him jay >neighbor is a little older than me >his little brother tracked mud all over the porch we will cail him nick >jay was tasked with hosing down all the mud from the porch >nick runs across the porch again right after jay finishes >jay gets p----- off >meanwhile I'm standing nearby waiting for jay to finish again so we can play >nick runs across porch again, clearly on purpose >jay gets extremely p----- >yells and threatens nick >1 barely heard the threat but I guess nick thought it was an empty threat >nick rubs shoe on porch >before I can even see what happened jay had nick on the ground >nicks pants were around his ankles Fuckingwhat.jpg >jay shoved the water hose up nicks ass >I'm standing with my mouth open unable to comprehend the situation >a geyser of water is shooting up from the pressure >nick is screaming and flailing on the ground but he's no match for jays strength >eventually jay stops >nick runs around the side of the house with his pants around his ankles >I can only see a little bit of him as he screams in pain and s---- on the side of the house Pic related >Nick paints the side of the house brown as a result of the forced enema >I run home and try to forget what I saw >hung out with my neighbor a week later like nothing ever happened >have mangaged to suppress this memory until now

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Anon thinks he's smart | /r/Greentext

Here is why all conspiracies are retarded. If the government couldn't cover up the president getting a b------, do you really think they could cover up anything else? 102 KB JPG The one conspiracy I believe in is Flat Earth. But I don't really consider that a conspiracy. It's another example of how retarded the government and people in general are. If the earth was a sphere, Australia would have fallen into space. I realized this when I was f------ eight years old, and people still debate it today. There would be no reason for them to hide that, and so they aren't hiding it. I have a simpler explanation: they're (gasp) stupid! I f------ swear, if I ever have kids I will pull them out of school and just put South Park on loop.

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Anon is a fascist painter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)14:19:05 No.66775106 can you make art than is Truly apolitical 102 KB JPG 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)14:34:19 No.66775222 1630811575742.png 24 KB PNG >>66775106 (OP) # Yeah watch this >>66775318 # : Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)14:49:21 No.66775318 >>66775222 # What are you a Fascist or something? >>66775325 # : Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)14:50:11 No.66775325 >>66775318 # No I just have kindergarten drawing ability and I drew a house on a cliff >>66775940 # : Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)16:04:25 No.66775940 >>66775325 # Just like Hitler

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Anon wasted his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/30/21(Thu)16:10:54 No.66776022 >19 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself

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