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| Anonymous 11/21/18(Wedy21:54:34 No.785488472 This is a repressed memory from my childhood that I recently remembered and need to share. >be me >around 10 years old >go over to my neighbors house to 256 KB JPG hang out we will just call him jay >neighbor is a little older than me >his little brother tracked mud all over the porch we will cail him nick >jay was tasked with hosing down all the mud from the porch >nick runs across the porch again right after jay finishes >jay gets p----- off >meanwhile I'm standing nearby waiting for jay to finish again so we can play >nick runs across porch again, clearly on purpose >jay gets extremely p----- >yells and threatens nick >1 barely heard the threat but I guess nick thought it was an empty threat >nick rubs shoe on porch >before I can even see what happened jay had nick on the ground >nicks pants were around his ankles Fuckingwhat.jpg >jay shoved the water hose up nicks ass >I'm standing with my mouth open unable to comprehend the situation >a geyser of water is shooting up from the pressure >nick is screaming and flailing on the ground but he's no match for jays strength >eventually jay stops >nick runs around the side of the house with his pants around his ankles >I can only see a little bit of him as he screams in pain and s---- on the side of the house Pic related >Nick paints the side of the house brown as a result of the forced enema >I run home and try to forget what I saw >hung out with my neighbor a week later like nothing ever happened >have mangaged to suppress this memory until now

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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