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: Anonymous Mischief 11/28/21(Sun)12:04:33 No.66337313 >Hanging out near my grocery store >See sign that says "no loitering" >Throw a piece of trash on the ground and book it 7 KB PNG What other acts of mischief have you committed?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)00:16:36 No.66346595 > Be me, 37 year old boomer who feels like a zoomer and has been burnt one too many times > get mad compliments all the time > the bitches in the stores see me rolling > get mad looked at > go and approach one of the bitches > "In a room full of art l'd still stare at you" > she laughs nervously and walks very fast away 28 KB JPG from me > go out and sit in car until the tears come > pull myself together and drive home 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon hates Reddit! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fellow robots and former reddi(...) 04/22/19(Mon)21:29:47 No.52069375 >be me >browsing Reddit >find am I the a------ sub Reddit >come across post where girl is upset she accidentally got pregnant >boyfriends family think she sabotaged the condom 24 KB JPG >comment maybe the boyfriend thinks you cheated on him because there was a small tear in the condom >got flooded with dozens of people calling me terrible >another redditfag comments about how it's her body >karma got f----- >recently switched to 4chan >oddly enough this space where everyone can be as much as an a------ as they want is way more chill and relaxed >i rate 4chan 10/10 >reddit 2/10 not going back What's your story fellow robots? 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Ants in your pants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)13:19:07 No.66338084 >ants are attracted to glucose and sugar >human semen contains both of them >if you don't clean up your c-- tissues eventually ants will find it and make a trail from your c-- tissues to the colony hundreds of 29 KB JPG ants long Why would you be collecting your semen by e---------- into c-- bottles when you could be sustaining a population of ants? Just get one of those glass habitat containers with soil in them so you can watch as they build a colony with only your semen as a food source. It will be like your a father to them, no a GOD.

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Anon knows hood life is best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:22:13 No.66345264 >wants love, respect, and affection >is circumcised Can't have it both ways, bucko. 114 KB JPG : Qamar !!oUQXpzmucpL 11/28/21(Sun)22:24:23 No.66345287 >>66345264 (OP) # Shut it vile European w----. It is to be so that the foreskin be cut : Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:28:47 No.66345335 >>66345264 (OP) # >Get medical procedure done as a child without any consent >Haha, you're going to be f----- forever Sigh

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) · 11058542 3 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 2MB · (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) · 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---.

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

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Anon solves a mystery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:11:19 No.867365174 CNN O CAN 1d · * Security experts say this is what's behind the recent "smash-and-grab" crimes. O CNN • 4 MIN READ Why some US cities are facing a spree of 'smash-and-grab' crimes 4K 2.2K Comments • 181 Shares Like Comment Share Screenshot_20211125-010908~2.png 385 KB PNG What is the reason this is happening??? Thoughts : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:12:40 No.867365223 N------ >>867365444 #

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This bird has flown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 11/28/21(Sun)12:31:53 No.66337608 >bought tinder gold >passport feature allows me to set my location anywhere in the world >try Tokyo, Japan >more likes in one day than 3 weeks in Norway 75 KB JPG

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Anon's colleague is a minimalist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)09:27:14 No.64987623 >work factory at night with a guy >he's kinda funny >ask him if he wants to drink some beer on friday after work >"sure" >go to his apartment >put beer in fridge >2 dollar store chicken sandwiches in fridge >nothing else in kitchen >only furniture is two lawn chairs and a cot he sleeps on >sit in a lawn chair >there is literally nothing else in this apartment >ask him how long he's been in this apartment >"2 years" >ask him what the s--- he does when he's not working >"i honestly just j------- to p--- on my cell phone and go to sleep" what a life >>64987661 #

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Sweet dreams are made of this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)14:15:19 No.66338687 >be me working >remote at home >get up to go do something >come back, someone in IT remote connected and is setting up new software on my work computer >notice I left some p--- open in 251 KB JPG the background >stomach drops and I start pacing >furiously trying to think up an excuse >"maybe the IT guy is a bro and doesn't care." >IT guy finishes, disconnects, and a message says "recording stopped." >an overwhelming sense of dread washes over me >"how will I replace this $150k per year job? What am I going to tell my family?" >have never felt so hopeless, ashamed, and scared in my life >contemplate killing myself >suddenly wake up, heart still racing. It was all a dream yet the emotions were very real. How could our brains do this to us?

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Anon buys a fridge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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I’m hoping the rape dwarf hasn’t been posted before | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside >I call out "how was the party?" > no response.. > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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