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![File: bagfucker.png (599 KB, 1307x1071) O Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)03:42:12 No.867544679 [Reply] You WILL f--- the bag. >>867544749 >>867544897 >>867544924 >>867545146 >>867546238 >>867546424 >>867546477 I'm gonna keep posting this until I get it through your head. Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- inbetween some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a durex virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDS! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. This is your daily reminder, now that you've read it you understand the truth. You can reply with whatever delusional comment you want but the facts will remain in your head no matter what you say. Seethe harder bagfuckers.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/256/809/bb2.png "Anon doesn't use condoms | /r/Greentext")
