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: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)00:16:36 No.66346595 > Be me, 37 year old boomer who feels like a zoomer and has been burnt one too many times > get mad compliments all the time > the bitches in the stores see me rolling > get mad looked at > go and approach one of the bitches > "In a room full of art l'd still stare at you" > she laughs nervously and walks very fast away 28 KB JPG from me > go out and sit in car until the tears come > pull myself together and drive home 3 Replies View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous Fellow robots and former reddi(...) 04/22/19(Mon)21:29:47 No.52069375 >be me >browsing Reddit >find am I the a------ sub Reddit >come across post where girl is upset she accidentally got pregnant >boyfriends family think she sabotaged the condom 24 KB JPG >comment maybe the boyfriend thinks you cheated on him because there was a small tear in the condom >got flooded with dozens of people calling me terrible >another redditfag comments about how it's her body >karma got f----- >recently switched to 4chan >oddly enough this space where everyone can be as much as an a------ as they want is way more chill and relaxed >i rate 4chan 10/10 >reddit 2/10 not going back What's your story fellow robots? 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Ants in your pants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)13:19:07 No.66338084 >ants are attracted to glucose and sugar >human semen contains both of them >if you don't clean up your c-- tissues eventually ants will find it and make a trail from your c-- tissues to the colony hundreds of 29 KB JPG ants long Why would you be collecting your semen by e---------- into c-- bottles when you could be sustaining a population of ants? Just get one of those glass habitat containers with soil in them so you can watch as they build a colony with only your semen as a food source. It will be like your a father to them, no a GOD.

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Anon knows hood life is best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:22:13 No.66345264 >wants love, respect, and affection >is circumcised Can't have it both ways, bucko. 114 KB JPG : Qamar !!oUQXpzmucpL 11/28/21(Sun)22:24:23 No.66345287 >>66345264 (OP) # Shut it vile European w----. It is to be so that the foreskin be cut : Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:28:47 No.66345335 >>66345264 (OP) # >Get medical procedure done as a child without any consent >Haha, you're going to be f----- forever Sigh

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) · 11058542 3 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 2MB · (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) · 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---.

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

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Anon solves a mystery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:11:19 No.867365174 CNN O CAN 1d · * Security experts say this is what's behind the recent "smash-and-grab" crimes. O CNN • 4 MIN READ Why some US cities are facing a spree of 'smash-and-grab' crimes 4K 2.2K Comments • 181 Shares Like Comment Share Screenshot_20211125-010908~2.png 385 KB PNG What is the reason this is happening??? Thoughts : Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:12:40 No.867365223 N------ >>867365444 #

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This bird has flown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 11/28/21(Sun)12:31:53 No.66337608 >bought tinder gold >passport feature allows me to set my location anywhere in the world >try Tokyo, Japan >more likes in one day than 3 weeks in Norway 75 KB JPG

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Anon's colleague is a minimalist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)09:27:14 No.64987623 >work factory at night with a guy >he's kinda funny >ask him if he wants to drink some beer on friday after work >"sure" >go to his apartment >put beer in fridge >2 dollar store chicken sandwiches in fridge >nothing else in kitchen >only furniture is two lawn chairs and a cot he sleeps on >sit in a lawn chair >there is literally nothing else in this apartment >ask him how long he's been in this apartment >"2 years" >ask him what the s--- he does when he's not working >"i honestly just j------- to p--- on my cell phone and go to sleep" what a life >>64987661 #

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Sweet dreams are made of this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)14:15:19 No.66338687 >be me working >remote at home >get up to go do something >come back, someone in IT remote connected and is setting up new software on my work computer >notice I left some p--- open in 251 KB JPG the background >stomach drops and I start pacing >furiously trying to think up an excuse >"maybe the IT guy is a bro and doesn't care." >IT guy finishes, disconnects, and a message says "recording stopped." >an overwhelming sense of dread washes over me >"how will I replace this $150k per year job? What am I going to tell my family?" >have never felt so hopeless, ashamed, and scared in my life >contemplate killing myself >suddenly wake up, heart still racing. It was all a dream yet the emotions were very real. How could our brains do this to us?

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Anon buys a fridge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in 922 KB PNG my flat >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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I’m hoping the rape dwarf hasn’t been posted before | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside >I call out "how was the party?" > no response.. > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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