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: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)11:40:17 No.66308192 >watching tiktoks >women themselves admit if they actually like a guy they are going on a date with they will suck his penis within 10 minutes >tfw took me 5 dates and $400 before I was even able to kiss a girl and she ghosted me the next 7 KB PNG day

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)18:12:38 No.5755293 ► >>5755310 = >be me >start drawing p--- >bad at it >too horny >have an idea >start drawing gay p--- >not horny >become good at drawing bc horny isnt interfering >start doing gay p--- commissions >make a bunch of gay friends >become gay >become horny again >start sucking at drawing again

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7cBY6Kmg · US 3h (11/26 22:45) · 349649552 PNG 562KB · (513 × 513) 4 Replies >unvaxxed >untested >never wash hands >pick my ass >eat my boogers >same mask since march 2020 >never got sick

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O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12.43 No.8767351 File 1313080993 png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554 png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO To DESERVE THIS contact >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this ill just pretend i live at this house" >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >tum around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?

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: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:50:44 No.64954465 >work at small local restaurant as a waiter >get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not Eomrume. selling ebough desserts >make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the 37 KB JPG course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying s--- like "what happened to the nice waiter?" >convince a few friends to do the same >review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time >mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back >over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5 >get a raise >mfw

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: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:19:03 No.867444638 I'm so sick of seeing transphobia on 4chan I don't even want to get into Internet fights about it now. Please just leave us alone. We are just trying to live our lives in the best way we can even though people keep constantly giving us s---. 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:20:27 No.867444710 >>867444638 (OP) # >Please just leave us alone. You leave us alone first. The only reason you f------ t----- scum get attacked is because you come to a place where people hate you. F--- off to literally any other place on the internet. >>867445247 # >>867446186 # Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:46:38 No.867446186 : Anonymou >>867444710 # I think the they need to play victim everywhere they can stop doing to maximize their victim status and get their narcissistic supply god i hate trannies everyone : Anonymou. >>867444638 (OP) # >I'm so sick of transphobia >l actively seek out and post on websites with transphobia N----- : Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:21:17 No.867444762 >>867444638 (OP) # I don't hate you. I like you and want to hug you. You deserve to be loved and respected. You matter. >>867445501 # >>867448702 # : Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:21:56 No.867444798 >>867444638 (OP) # what have you done to pepe you fucken mutant

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File: 1344804677677.ipg-(41 KB, 398x393, bane2.jpg) Movie Night Anonymous 08/12/12(Sun)16:51:17 No.3401 >be 16 at new high school >months pass, still no friends >people ignore me, bully me >decide to host movie night to make friends >people show up but don't like the movie >they tease me next day in school >no options left but to try another movie night >20 people show up just to make fun of me >put on my favorite Jim Carrey movie >they actually like it >next day in school people start defending me >"hey don't pick on anon, he's pretty cool" >have a bunch of friends now >mfw no one cared who I was until I put on "The Mask"

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>Had to go to family gathering for an early thanksgiving >Hey anon why dont you play some music! 89 KB JPG >Thought about this beforehand so I downloaded a holiday album >Play Jingle Bells and set my phone down to go to the restroom >Taking a huge dump when suddenly I hear the Tem shop background music >Sudden dread hits me >l forgot to delete the "Tem sucks dik for colleg" track %3D >Began playing where I last came to it >Sitting in the restroom panicking what to do while I hear my family scrambling for my phone to shut it off through the slurping and chiptunes >Nobody would look me in the eyes when I grabbed my phone and left >lts been a week since theyve talked to me

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File: db4.jpg (23 KB, 600x439) O Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)17:58:59 No.66312343 [Reply >one shot at life >brown eyes + 13 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)20:27:17 No.66313983 >>66312934 >>66312343(OP) This. No one cares. Ignore the retard

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: Anonymous 11/27/21(Sat)8:40:57 No.66318490 >Be me, fap too much >Decide to stop and make an oath to myself that no matter what, my next nut will be inside a woman >This goal actually makes me feel good enough and motivated enough, geniuely belive this is what 156 KB JPG l'll do for real >Mfw 52 days and still nothing Where is the increased woman attention bros? Where is the increased attractiveness and energy? You didn't lie to me, did you?

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Board /b/- Random v Settings Home Anonymous (ID: 86CV+14z 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test 38 KB JPG for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot

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