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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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O Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12.43 No.8767351 File 1313080993 png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554 png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social WHAT DID I DO To DESERVE THIS contact >they notice me crossing >they giggle > f--- this ill just pretend i live at this house" >go down random driveway >curtains shuffle >middle aged woman stars at me out the window >tum around fast >3 girls stood staring at me >this is their house >rapidly think of plan B >'have you accepted jesus as your lord and saviour?

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Anon exploits reviews | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)02:50:44 No.64954465 >work at small local restaurant as a waiter >get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not Eomrume. selling ebough desserts >make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the 37 KB JPG course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying s--- like "what happened to the nice waiter?" >convince a few friends to do the same >review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time >mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back >over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5 >get a raise >mfw

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Anon walks into the sea and (unexpectedly) gets wet. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:19:03 No.867444638 I'm so sick of seeing transphobia on 4chan I don't even want to get into Internet fights about it now. Please just leave us alone. We are just trying to live our lives in the best way we can even though people keep constantly giving us s---. 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:20:27 No.867444710 >>867444638 (OP) # >Please just leave us alone. You leave us alone first. The only reason you f------ t----- scum get attacked is because you come to a place where people hate you. F--- off to literally any other place on the internet. >>867445247 # >>867446186 # Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:46:38 No.867446186 : Anonymou >>867444710 # I think the they need to play victim everywhere they can stop doing to maximize their victim status and get their narcissistic supply god i hate trannies everyone : Anonymou. >>867444638 (OP) # >I'm so sick of transphobia >l actively seek out and post on websites with transphobia N----- : Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:21:17 No.867444762 >>867444638 (OP) # I don't hate you. I like you and want to hug you. You deserve to be loved and respected. You matter. >>867445501 # >>867448702 # : Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)21:21:56 No.867444798 >>867444638 (OP) # what have you done to pepe you fucken mutant

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Green Text, Let's watch | /r/Greentext

File: 1344804677677.ipg-(41 KB, 398x393, bane2.jpg) Movie Night Anonymous 08/12/12(Sun)16:51:17 No.3401 >be 16 at new high school >months pass, still no friends >people ignore me, bully me >decide to host movie night to make friends >people show up but don't like the movie >they tease me next day in school >no options left but to try another movie night >20 people show up just to make fun of me >put on my favorite Jim Carrey movie >they actually like it >next day in school people start defending me >"hey don't pick on anon, he's pretty cool" >have a bunch of friends now >mfw no one cared who I was until I put on "The Mask"

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Anon plays music for family | /r/Greentext

>Had to go to family gathering for an early thanksgiving >Hey anon why dont you play some music! 89 KB JPG >Thought about this beforehand so I downloaded a holiday album >Play Jingle Bells and set my phone down to go to the restroom >Taking a huge dump when suddenly I hear the Tem shop background music >Sudden dread hits me >l forgot to delete the "Tem sucks dik for colleg" track %3D >Began playing where I last came to it >Sitting in the restroom panicking what to do while I hear my family scrambling for my phone to shut it off through the slurping and chiptunes >Nobody would look me in the eyes when I grabbed my phone and left >lts been a week since theyve talked to me

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anon blames his eye colour for not being attractive rather than his 600 pounds of fat on him | /r/Greentext

File: db4.jpg (23 KB, 600x439) O Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)17:58:59 No.66312343 [Reply >one shot at life >brown eyes + 13 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)20:27:17 No.66313983 >>66312934 >>66312343(OP) This. No one cares. Ignore the retard

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Anon tries nofap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/27/21(Sat)8:40:57 No.66318490 >Be me, fap too much >Decide to stop and make an oath to myself that no matter what, my next nut will be inside a woman >This goal actually makes me feel good enough and motivated enough, geniuely belive this is what 156 KB JPG l'll do for real >Mfw 52 days and still nothing Where is the increased woman attention bros? Where is the increased attractiveness and energy? You didn't lie to me, did you?

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Board /b/- Random v Settings Home Anonymous (ID: 86CV+14z 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test 38 KB JPG for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot

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Anon is a good guy. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hBFWLn+K) 07/08/14(Tue)13:34:57 No.555440513 File: 1125152.large.jpg (20 KB, 443x267) >>555440756 >>555440864 I am constantly doing random acts of kindness for strangers and random ppl in my life. I've been at it for 6 years now. This is my craziest encounter so far: >meet 19 yo chick at my work > she is slightly chubby and just totally socially awkward > we talk for a whilel >I am overly nice as usual even though I have no attraction to her > she talks about how guys are stupid >" I'm not stupid " I reply > yeah but you're not into me > she was right. She was a solid 4/10 >I cinge a little as I say "I think you're beautiful " > she turns bright red and is speechless >l ask for # and text her the next day >I gather from her texts that she is a beta kissless virgin > I take her out to eat at one of the more expensive restaurants in town > get her back to her house and she says thanks real awkwardly and starts to exit my car >I grab her arm and pull her in for a kiss while groping at her fat t------ >"can I come inside " > no anon muh grandma is waiting up for me > cool can I meet her > she finally gives in > granny loves me > she tells me funny stories while her land whale granddaughter sits there in embarrassment > we eventually make it up to her room > she was extremely nervous but I get her totally naked and just f--- the f------ s--- out of her in every part of her bedroom > she stops me and says shouldn't we take a break, I think I can hear my granddaughter crying downstairs. It was a good. It felt great knowing I did some good in this world

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Anon meets a sped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)16:38:30 No.867208905 >be me >In highschool class >Sit next to open door >About this time every day, special forces (part of the sped brigade) passes by >Doing work with head down >See shadow out of the corner of my eye >Look up.exe unny.co 37 KB JPG >Sped with harness looming over me ready to pounce >Fear.mp3 >Wrangler walks in "sorry about that" >People laughing >MFW Anyone have sped encounters?

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