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: Anonymous 11/06/21 (Sat)20:47:47 No.66050196 >be 28yo virgin >finally get a date yesterday >girl is a exchange student from Bolivia >we arranged to go to the cinema but we got a notice saying its closed due to new covid measures 177 KB PNG >tells me I can just go to her house >thinking I'm gonna have sex finally >we get in bed to watch the movie >l figure this is my chance so I grab her t--- >"w-- are you doing get off" >"oops sorry" >we keep watching the film >l'm horny as f--- and cant take it anymore >try touching her again but she pushes me away >l ask her ifI can masturbate to calm down and she says yes >l pull down my pants and start doing it >"w-- i didnt mean you could do it here, go to the toilet" >"sorry I'm really horny" >"fine" >l keep going >I tell her when l'm about to c-- and she hands me a towel >she asks me if I calmed down >yeah >i fall sleep >we have breakfast this morning but it awkward Should I try to set up another date? Was I in the wrong here? Why would she accept getting into bed with me if she wasnt interested in doing anything sexual?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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