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: Anonymous 11/06/21 (Sat)20:47:47 No.66050196 >be 28yo virgin >finally get a date yesterday >girl is a exchange student from Bolivia >we arranged to go to the cinema but we got a notice saying its closed due to new covid measures 177 KB PNG >tells me I can just go to her house >thinking I'm gonna have sex finally >we get in bed to watch the movie >l figure this is my chance so I grab her t--- >"w-- are you doing get off" >"oops sorry" >we keep watching the film >l'm horny as f--- and cant take it anymore >try touching her again but she pushes me away >l ask her ifI can masturbate to calm down and she says yes >l pull down my pants and start doing it >"w-- i didnt mean you could do it here, go to the toilet" >"sorry I'm really horny" >"fine" >l keep going >I tell her when l'm about to c-- and she hands me a towel >she asks me if I calmed down >yeah >i fall sleep >we have breakfast this morning but it awkward Should I try to set up another date? Was I in the wrong here? Why would she accept getting into bed with me if she wasnt interested in doing anything sexual?

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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