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: Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)16:57:32 No.64919431 >>64916847 (OP) # The human body is not adapted to run every day, certainly not routinely The human body is adapted for walking, sprinting, lifting, climbing, wrestling, fighting, swimming, throwing, and f------ Any workout that isn't entirely these things is bad for your body The only evolutionary advantage running gives you is to escape from situations, it is a fear based action, winners do not need to run Some people falsely believe our ancestors used running to persistence hunt This is false, human beings developed their intelligence to be able to hunt in more creative ways, using tools, luring, trapping, outsmarting their prey Any persistence hunters were smoothbrains You release pheromones that signal to women you are a coward if you run, and your body becomes gangly and unattractive to women It's an evolutionary way to weed out cowards Another evolutionary reason running exist is for incel that were outcast from the tribe desiring to mate, would run after lone women until they were exhausted and then r--- them It's literally the workout of prehistoric incel rapists >>64919871 # >>64920730

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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