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: Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)16:57:32 No.64919431 >>64916847 (OP) # The human body is not adapted to run every day, certainly not routinely The human body is adapted for walking, sprinting, lifting, climbing, wrestling, fighting, swimming, throwing, and f------ Any workout that isn't entirely these things is bad for your body The only evolutionary advantage running gives you is to escape from situations, it is a fear based action, winners do not need to run Some people falsely believe our ancestors used running to persistence hunt This is false, human beings developed their intelligence to be able to hunt in more creative ways, using tools, luring, trapping, outsmarting their prey Any persistence hunters were smoothbrains You release pheromones that signal to women you are a coward if you run, and your body becomes gangly and unattractive to women It's an evolutionary way to weed out cowards Another evolutionary reason running exist is for incel that were outcast from the tribe desiring to mate, would run after lone women until they were exhausted and then r--- them It's literally the workout of prehistoric incel rapists >>64919871 # >>64920730

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