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: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:07:05 No.63932352 >be fat >find /fit/ >start eating healthy >start working out >pack lunch to work >eat fruit and protein bars >co workers make jokes about my new diet >make fun of me about how I always eat the same thing >make fun of how I say no to doughnuts brought in >months pass | >drop 30 lbs >muscle starts to show >comments stop

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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File: 3B2CAA72-E3B2-4867-A0FA-3(...).png (106 KB, 280x291) Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)12:05:09 No.866140138 > be me > google "gary oldman" > forget the r > mfw

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)10:00:03 No.65073207 De-autisticification >be autistic >be very good at learning things >decide one day to start learning social skills to improve my life >memorise several social skills books 205 KB PNG >start practicing them everyday >initially make a fool of myself >eventually they become unconscious behavior and I start interacting normally with people >because I no longer come across as autistic, people begin associating my eccentricities as intelligence and creativity instead of autism >learning social skills makes me an above average communicator; can get what I want from who I want Feels good man 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)10:12:21 No.65073303 what books/sources do you recommend wise one? >>65073378 #

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: Anonymous (ID: NMSJ60GU 11/04/21(Thu)22:22:44 No.13741008 nothing's wrong >be me >lesbian 14f fm fine, i really am. fm not upset im just tred, yes, fm >active discord user >join discord server based on templar knights because my friend said so >make friend who claims to be ultra 465 KB JPG christian >he's suicidal , i'm also very suicidal >become his *only* friend >learn about his abusive family and horrible school life >months of friendship passed >i find out about the real him. >sexist, homophobic, racist >tells me he wishes i was his girlfriend because i "know my place as a woman" >feelsbadman.jpeg >my mental state is now in the ground >he guilt trips me into feeling bad for having a partner >misgenders my nonbinary partner JUST to make me want to break up with them >flash forward to last week >i am in the hospital for a suicide attempt >he messages me on discord >"i am in love with you. i will be the best boyfriend i ever can and i want to make you my beautiful tradwife. you're the most gorgeous girl i've ever seen you'll look amazing in the kitchen and " *you get the gist.* >i block him >f------ hate discord

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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)21:08:51 No.854202562 >be me >in science class >class is getting off track because it's the end of the day >somehow in the middle of the conversation this one girl absolutely 131 КВ PNG roasts the s--- out of me >l'm embarrassed and try to just be cool until the conversation moves on >teacher looks at me and goes "you can tell he's trying to think of a comeback" >l say I'm not but the teacher has the whole class be silent and stare at me expecting a comeback >l spit out something and everyone pity claps I sill remember this years later. Mr. Jenkins if you're reading this, f--- you.

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: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)12:20:41 No.866140467 >gf came home drunk from work at 12pm >l'm sleeping >she's loud banging s--- and wakes me up >l wake up p----- and ask where the f--- she was >she said there was a work get together >know there's a coworker there who likes her >l'm f------ livid >she's drunkenly trying to make Mac and cheese >throw her on bed and force her clothes off >she's yelling at me >slap her and yell if you want to act like a w---- she can be one >stick d--- in her >she's freaking the f--- out and fighting back >smack her again and hold her arms tears are streaming her face >spread her legs and force myself in >she stops fighting >she starts rocking into me after a minute >f--- her roughly >she orgasms hard >l c-- inside her and roll off her disgusted by her >she's all meak looking and crawls towards me on her knees >she lays her head in my chest and says sorry >l give her a small kiss and tell her it's ok

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: Anonymous >Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite. >Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the f--- up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think l'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a c--- and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair 7 KB JPG of avocados. Her a------ is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth. >Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes. >Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

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: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)13:17:34 No.866141962 r1591.jpg 140 KB JPG Here's how I ate p---- for the first time: >Be me, 15. With a woman around twice my age. >Her bush is overgrown and red as Russia >I feel like Moses talking to the burning bush >l'm pretty drunk. >She tells me to eat her p----. >l'm 15 and a male, I don't know what a female orgasm is. >l don't wanna ask her what to do and seem like a chump. >Eureka! Eating p---- means eating the pubic hair off of it. That's why all the pornstars don't have hair down there. >Not going to defend my actions, just sayingI was a 15- year-old drunk retard. >I bite a mouthful of her bush and rip it off her. >She screams in pain and surprise. >She cries and cusses me out, askin what the hell is wrong with me. >l'm there, on my knees,chewing on the hair like a barnyard animal. >She leaves. >Foiled again.

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: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:07:05 No.63932352 >be fat >find /fit/ >start eating healthy >start working out >pack lunch to work >eat fruit and protein bars >co workers make jokes about my new diet >make fun of me about how I always eat the same thing >make fun of how I say no to doughnuts brought in >months pass | >drop 30 lbs >muscle starts to show >comments stop

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