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: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)12:20:41 No.866140467 >gf came home drunk from work at 12pm >l'm sleeping >she's loud banging s--- and wakes me up >l wake up p----- and ask where the f--- she was >she said there was a work get together >know there's a coworker there who likes her >l'm f------ livid >she's drunkenly trying to make Mac and cheese >throw her on bed and force her clothes off >she's yelling at me >slap her and yell if you want to act like a w---- she can be one >stick d--- in her >she's freaking the f--- out and fighting back >smack her again and hold her arms tears are streaming her face >spread her legs and force myself in >she stops fighting >she starts rocking into me after a minute >f--- her roughly >she orgasms hard >l c-- inside her and roll off her disgusted by her >she's all meak looking and crawls towards me on her knees >she lays her head in my chest and says sorry >l give her a small kiss and tell her it's ok

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous >Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite. >Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the f--- up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think l'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a c--- and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair 7 KB JPG of avocados. Her a------ is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth. >Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes. >Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

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: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)13:17:34 No.866141962 r1591.jpg 140 KB JPG Here's how I ate p---- for the first time: >Be me, 15. With a woman around twice my age. >Her bush is overgrown and red as Russia >I feel like Moses talking to the burning bush >l'm pretty drunk. >She tells me to eat her p----. >l'm 15 and a male, I don't know what a female orgasm is. >l don't wanna ask her what to do and seem like a chump. >Eureka! Eating p---- means eating the pubic hair off of it. That's why all the pornstars don't have hair down there. >Not going to defend my actions, just sayingI was a 15- year-old drunk retard. >I bite a mouthful of her bush and rip it off her. >She screams in pain and surprise. >She cries and cusses me out, askin what the hell is wrong with me. >l'm there, on my knees,chewing on the hair like a barnyard animal. >She leaves. >Foiled again.

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: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)19:30:14 No.866111464 >be me >high school >every time we start up a sport in pe, the teacher would start pulling me aside after a few days after every class >she would tell me I'm not trying 12 KB JPG hard enough, lowkey telling me she was gonna fail me out of the class, and generally just making me feel like s--- >l was trying though, I was just a 350lb fat f--- who never once thought about taking up sports in his life, but needed the credit >about a month before school gets out >teacher's mom has a stroke and f------ dies >teacher ends up leaving, not having entered any grades >new teacher comes in and just lets us f--- around for the last month or so, everyone passes with an a Remember /b/ros, karma is real. Be good little blobs of lard, and good times will come your way.

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: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)10:18:57 No.66021418 lost my v card last night and feel awful about it bros. story incoming. >be me 19 kv >meet black girl on dating site >start talking >she plays games watches anime etc 115 KB JPG >cool girl right >start hanging out >says she likes me etc >"I like you too" >l f------ don't like her I don't feel anything toward her >last night 11pm texts me and s--- >tell her to come over to my dorm room >drink >f--- >good sex I guess >lost the v card >get breakfast together >she smiles and everything seems super happy to be with me >"I really like you anon" >all I can feel is regret because I am not attracted to her in any emotional way >"hahaha I like you too" >kill me this is the morning after and I feel awful about it for whatever reason I cannot find myself to like her in a romantic way >what do bros? lead her on or dump ?

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: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)10:32:33 No.9973080 >be 15 >Have shrooms >First time doing it, decides to do it at 2 am. >After I take them, my friends come Psilocybin Mushrooms over. 43 KB PNG >In my head, they kept staring at me in a demonic way. >They got weirded out, and left. I was probably going crazy when they kept staring at me in my head anyway. >About an hour later power goes out. >l kept seeing a demon like person with white or red eyes staring at me >But when I focused on it, it disappears Power goes back on >Went to 7/11 >Saw it again, decides to punch it. >Punches the slupry machine, breaks and spills all over the place. >Left >Slept in a Ally way Never took shrooms since, but I took lots of acid tho

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