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: Anonymous 05/26/20(Tue)10:04:56 No.828518056 >Be Me >Single mother to a 30 year old be nice man NEET. >Come back after a long and stressful day at work. >My son s--- himself out of excitement when he saw me. 134 KB JPG >He waddles our of his little Barney play pin and says "MUMMY DO YOU HAVE TENDIES THAT ARE YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY!?" >"Son you're getting a little overweight, here I got you this salad from the grocery store. Why don't you give it a try?" >My son RRREEES >"DUMB W---- VEGATALS ARE POISON! WHY DO YOU TRY TO HURT YOUR GOOD LITTLE ΒΟΥ" >He picks up his gaming chair and throws it at me. >He pulls his pants down and let's out a Mexican mudslide. >He then unsheathes his katana. >l am sobbing. And my son hears me. >My son suddenly stops. >My son apologizes to me and cleans up all of his s---. >He sells all of his toys and starts using the toilet. >He enrolls in college and gets a job. >He loses weight and starts showering everyday. >That was 10 years ago he know has a PHD and has a good paying job. >l am proud of my son.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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