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Anonymous 05/12/17(Fri)10:51:30 No.33939268 File: images (1) jpg (11 KB, 225x225) >>33939406 >>33939526 >>33939610 >>33939698 >>33940631>33940670 >6 am on a saturday >finished 10 hour shift at s----- job 2 hours ago >sleeping peacefully >HONK HONK HONK >ignore it >HONKHONKHONKHONK >wake up im f------ p----- >people near me have been feeding birds when they wake up for god knows what reason >walk outside i live in a rural area near a lake >f------ GEESE sitting there like f------ just all look up at me >im sleep deprieved and out of it, thought they were challenging me >shout "shut the F--- up bird n------ its too early for this s---" >HONK >one walks close to me expecting food >seriouslyfucker.jpg >"shoo a------ your in season next month" >walk away trys to peck me and i kick him away >HONKHONKHONK HERE COME THE REST OF THEM >get inside my house with a few pecks and p----- as f--- >find rifle >buy bird food >buy cheap pans >buy tannerite >set up canadian geese ied in a field near the lake where i know these f------ feed >idea was to scare them away >wait 2 hours until a bunch of them land and start feeding next to my ied >Do i really wanna get reported for poaching with an ied? >f--- yes they've annoyed me for 3 weeks straight >shoot, boom >isis would be proud >10 died immediatly >rest got ptsd and never f------ bothered me again F--- geese man, litterally the jamals of the bird world

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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