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: Anonymous finally can leave this board 10/31/21(Sun)13:24:39 No.65971255 >get accepted into rich private college >first year in college >girl in my math class is hot as f--- and sporty >i subconsciously slip into her brain by speaking with her right before class begins, MK Ultra 74 KB PNG type s--- >form a study group with her and get her number >start texting everyday >she texts me good morning and goodnight >holy_fuck.jpeg >she invites me to a halloween party over the weekend, i think why not >we hangout and go to haunted houses, she holds my hand all the way through >erectin_a_dispenser.mkv >end of the night, gotta get home >she walks me back to my car and just stares at me for a few seconds >"stop looking at me that way, anon" >"looking at you in what way?" >she says shes awkward and laughs >caveman DNA activates and I say "so you like me?" >she immediately says yes, and I admit my feelings too >holy f--- i am a god >l ask if she wanted to take things slow, she says yes but she seemed like she wanted more >I kiss her and become a chad Finally, can leave this f------ board. Goodbye losers, No longer a KISSLESS hugless virgin. Eat s---.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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