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![File: stone.jpg (132 KB, 1000x1000) O Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)16:37:42 No.865585079 [Reply] Good afternoon /bl. A story you say? >be me >living with two roommates >they kinda take care of me as l'm the idiot of the trio >live in some s----- dark home close to the forest so we often hang out outside when its dark >one day roommate 1 brings some acid >surebaby.Isd >we start to discuss hunting for food to cook in the forest >roommate 2 says he's a mean cook and can make anything into a stew >we find a whole family of what looks like squirrels but we're tripping and starting to get hungry af >I pick up one of the squirrels and the f------ thing starts to talk to me >'Don't eat us we taste horrible" >mfw >roommates aren't having it and tell me to start roasting >suddenly some old dude appears out of f------ nowhere >long ass beard and a f------ stick? >wut >at this point I have no idea wth is going on >then it dawns on me Pic related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/232/883/9af.png "anon tries lsd | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous Thot now Pauls 11/28/18(Wed)12:36:23 No.49546431 >we reported thots now lets get the Pauls >logal paul and jake paul jump in a canal in Italy 534 KB PNG >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3g6 UYPX7AM94 [Open] [Embed] >its illegal to swim in canals in italy > subject matter jurisdiction and International criminal law means as a US citizen you can be charged for crimes that illegal in other countries >https://www.justice.gov/actioncent er/report-crime if they get enough reports they may look into their channels and see all the OTHER illegal s--- they've done everywhere and make a point out of them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/232/810/075.jpg "Thots now Pauls | /r/Greentext")
