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File: stone.jpg (132 KB, 1000x1000) O Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)16:37:42 No.865585079 [Reply] Good afternoon /bl. A story you say? >be me >living with two roommates >they kinda take care of me as l'm the idiot of the trio >live in some s----- dark home close to the forest so we often hang out outside when its dark >one day roommate 1 brings some acid >surebaby.Isd >we start to discuss hunting for food to cook in the forest >roommate 2 says he's a mean cook and can make anything into a stew >we find a whole family of what looks like squirrels but we're tripping and starting to get hungry af >I pick up one of the squirrels and the f------ thing starts to talk to me >'Don't eat us we taste horrible" >mfw >roommates aren't having it and tell me to start roasting >suddenly some old dude appears out of f------ nowhere >long ass beard and a f------ stick? >wut >at this point I have no idea wth is going on >then it dawns on me Pic related

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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