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: Anonymous 10/23/21(Sat)01:34:25 No.865399359 >shave ass for the first time >take first s--- >wipe once >next wipe nothing on the paper why havent i done this before? 558 KB GIF

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 11/16/17(Thu)22:19:21 No.41166713 >arguing with coworker >accidentally call a coworker a soyboy >he asks what it is but try to shrug it off >boss overhears and makes me 54 KB JPG explain to everyone >"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and effeminate and-" >soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!" >everyone laughs at me >try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens >tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"

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: Anonymous 07/15/19(Mon)20:22:48 No.804713633 >be me >sick and bad mood >make bowl of fresh warm rice >food >feel better >thank u rice 58 KB PNG 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:18:12 No.48594932 >doorbell rings >its a young girl >shes barefoot >she's just staring at me in silence >"what? what do you want?" >she walks away 42 KB PNG What the F--- was that about. Should I be worried? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:28:53 No.48595087 >"what? what do you want?" why would you say that to a poor clearly abused little girl, have you no heart? 34 KB JPG >>48595095 # : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:29:39 No.48595095 >>48595087 # Right? Should have grabbed her and show her what real abuse look like, the f------ crybaby.

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: Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)17:41:07 No.65861496 >unintentionally did nofap for a week while vacationing at my parents place >actually jerked off because I was legitimately horny, not bored >m----------- now feels like it 148 KB JPG did when I was a kid This nofap stuff might not be totally useless after all..

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File: d90.jpg (75 KB, 482x427) I Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)14:35:24 No.865371560 >be me a long time ago, loser teenager >like this girl, but too much of a coward to ask her out >she would never want to be with me, I'm into nerdy s--- like sci-fi >l also have confidence issues because I get bullied in school >one day, this random chad dude comes to town >really interested in me and my life >confronts the bullies and manages to convince the girl to go to a school dance with me >literally the same night as the dance he leaves the town and I never see him again >ffw many years >get rich selling sci-fi books >hire one of the bullies as my personal assistant to rub my success on his face >marry the same girl and have two kids, with another one on the way >when we find out it's a boy, decide to call him after that chad dude >as he grows up, I see he looks exactly like the man he was named after >mfw I realize the chad dude probably never left and my wife had been f------ him for decades without me knowing >mfw I'm George McFly, from 1985's---- movie "Back to the Future"

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| File: 1439972638664.png (1.23 MB, 912x905) O Anonymous 05/17/16(Tue)21:54:45 No.28630210 [Reply] >go get haircut >qt hairdresser asks me what kind of cut I want >I tell her one across my wrists will be fine and laugh >she starts crying and runs to the back of the shop why don't normies have any sense of humor? + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 05/17/16(Tue)22:53:57 No.28631069 >>28630210 (OP) 10/10 op, hope she killed herself kek

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: Anonymous 10/23/21(Sat)11:34:58 No.65866865 >be me >get a match on tinder with 8/10 qt >goes on a date with her >smalltalk.mp3 >she asks what is my main goal in life >l answer : " The complete destruction of the state of Israel " 33 KB JPG >doesn't elaborate >leaves >go home and fap to some /h/ s---

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: Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon)14:00:05 No.120427931 >"Trump being President is like a SQUIRREL riding a skateboard." *image of squirrel photoshopped onto skateboard appears, audience laughs* >"It's entertaining for a few minutes, but then you start to wonder how the F--- it got there!" 48 KB JPG *audience explodes into laughter and applause* *Oliver turns to image of squirrel* >"That's not a good way to find nuts, Chirpy. Get a real job, you're parents are worried!" *camera cuts to man in audience wearing a squirrel costume and holding a skateboard as he gives Oliver the middle finger and walks off, audience gives standing ovation*

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