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File: d90.jpg (75 KB, 482x427) I Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)14:35:24 No.865371560 >be me a long time ago, loser teenager >like this girl, but too much of a coward to ask her out >she would never want to be with me, I'm into nerdy s--- like sci-fi >l also have confidence issues because I get bullied in school >one day, this random chad dude comes to town >really interested in me and my life >confronts the bullies and manages to convince the girl to go to a school dance with me >literally the same night as the dance he leaves the town and I never see him again >ffw many years >get rich selling sci-fi books >hire one of the bullies as my personal assistant to rub my success on his face >marry the same girl and have two kids, with another one on the way >when we find out it's a boy, decide to call him after that chad dude >as he grows up, I see he looks exactly like the man he was named after >mfw I realize the chad dude probably never left and my wife had been f------ him for decades without me knowing >mfw I'm George McFly, from 1985's---- movie "Back to the Future"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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