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: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)00:02:46 No.864972231 >Be me >College student, very stressed >Adopted cat last year to help cope >Take daily depression pills >My no-suicide drugs normally work pretty well but lately not really >Developed tolerance I guess 102 KB JPG >Basically an addict, hate myself more >Check email >Rejected from dream grad school >F-----.jpg >Call girlfriend for support >Before I can tell her she says we have to talk >Dumped.png >New email >Back to back grad school rejections >F--- it guess today is the day >Close bedroom door >Get out 9mm pistol >Locked and loaded, set on desk >Start writing note >Look over at door >Cat paw poking in underneath through the crack >Roommate won't be back for a few hours and cat is probably hungry >Hungry cat and dead body is bad idea >Open door to feed cat >Cat sprints into room >Cat sits on desk >Pick up cat >Cat purrs like a vibrator >Sit on bed >Cat sits on my lap >Cutelittlecatbiscuitmakingthing.gif >This little creature loves me so much >She'll miss me so much >Break down and start crying >Put away gun >Burn note >Feed cat >Cat ignores food and hangs out in my room while I play vidya all day >Call psychiatrist and schedule regular appointments >Call doctor to talk about changing medicine >Cat is the light of my life Get a cat /b/ros

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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