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File: me on a daily basis.jpg (98 KB, 1080x1079) Piease be my darling I have nobody O Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)02:02:15 No.65742985 [Reply] >>65743937 >>65744579 >Talking to a friend, conversation turns to how desperate I am to have a girlfriend >"Trust me anon," he says, "You don't even know what have a girlfriend is like, how could you want one?" >l get defensive and even though I haven't had one before, I still have a general idea of what having a girlfriend would be like >"Okay," he says, "Name something you'd want a girlfriend for that'd she do everyday BESIDES cooking, cleaning, or anything else a live-in-maid would do" >l quickly reply "Send me cute photos of herself to cheer me through the work day" >My friend just stares at me and says "You don't need a girlfriend for that, girls do that all the time" >l disagree and he starts to laugh and says "watch this" as he pulls out his phone >He scrolls through his phone and quickly texts three girls the same the same question "What's the fit for today?" >Within five minutes all three girls have replied to him with photos, one of which is the girl in a towel with the caption "Showers after the gym are the best!" >My friend says to me, "This is just want girls do, man. You don't need a girlfriend just make some friends who are girls and you'll get pics." Is this true? I'm still in shock at his display of social prowess over me.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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