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File: me on a daily basis.jpg (98 KB, 1080x1079) Piease be my darling I have nobody O Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)02:02:15 No.65742985 [Reply] >>65743937 >>65744579 >Talking to a friend, conversation turns to how desperate I am to have a girlfriend >"Trust me anon," he says, "You don't even know what have a girlfriend is like, how could you want one?" >l get defensive and even though I haven't had one before, I still have a general idea of what having a girlfriend would be like >"Okay," he says, "Name something you'd want a girlfriend for that'd she do everyday BESIDES cooking, cleaning, or anything else a live-in-maid would do" >l quickly reply "Send me cute photos of herself to cheer me through the work day" >My friend just stares at me and says "You don't need a girlfriend for that, girls do that all the time" >l disagree and he starts to laugh and says "watch this" as he pulls out his phone >He scrolls through his phone and quickly texts three girls the same the same question "What's the fit for today?" >Within five minutes all three girls have replied to him with photos, one of which is the girl in a towel with the caption "Showers after the gym are the best!" >My friend says to me, "This is just want girls do, man. You don't need a girlfriend just make some friends who are girls and you'll get pics." Is this true? I'm still in shock at his display of social prowess over me.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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